The Contest

I would be unspeakably remiss if I didn’t at least link to this story from Drudge:

On a congressional trip to Estonia, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton astonished her traveling companions by suggesting the group do what one does in the Baltics: hold a vodka-drinking contest!

Delighted, the leader of the overseas delegation, Sen. John McCain, quickly agreed, the NEW YORK TIMES is planning to report on Saturday.

Frankly, I have a hard time seeing myself ever voting for either of them, but hey, at least they have taste in spirits.

Now, the real question is: which brand? Hillary has to be an Absolut drinker–after all, it’s made in the socialist Disneyland of Sweden. McCain? If he’s out trolling for conservative votes, it sure as hell wouldn’t be French-made Gray Goose. I’m betting a nice bottle of staunchly anti-commie Polish Zubr