You've Got To Be Kidding Me
Crushing of cleanliness in Iran:
Tehran, 14 April (AKI) - Iran's hardline president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has apparently been incensed by an anonymous text message suggesting he does not wash enough. Ahmadinejad has taken legal action over the offending text, has fired the president of a phone company and has had four people arrested and accused of colluding with the Israeli foreign intelligence service, Mossad, the anti-government website Rooz Online reports.
I always knew something about that guy stinks.
The story goes on to say, "Poking fun at the president, the regime's senior figures and its policies, has reportedly become a national pastime in Iran." That's got to be a good sign.