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South Park fans will cry:

Isaac Hayes says he can’t take it anymore. The acknowledged Scientologist says he has watched the hit animated show “South Park,” on which he voices the role of Chef, lampoon his religion one too many times.

So on Monday he quit the show.

Really, Chef is the moral center of the South Park crew – not that that’s saying a whole lot most days. So what will Parker and Stone do without him?