It's About Damn Time
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Indicted Cable had a little service outage in my area - starting Friday. Only just now (9:03pm MST) have I been able to connect. This is the third major outage Adelphia has had here this year, and it's only March.
I'm using my refound internetting abilities to get a quote from Qwest on getting DSL installed.
Back in a bit.
https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2005/3/29/its-about-damn-time-3/
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