If Alanis Morissette ever was hip or smart or cool — a point I’ll stipulate for the moment — this story spells then end of all that:
AOL, a division of media giant AOL Time Warner, is planning to officially launch the upgrade next Tuesday in New York City. The splashy event will be hosted by comedian Dana Carvey in Lincoln Center’s Avery Fisher Hall and will feature a musical performance by pop singer Alanis Morissette. The company has enlisted 2,000 AOL members to participate.
I’d pick on Dana Carvey, too, but after The Master of Disguise, what would be the point?