And, in case you hadn’t seen it elsewhere, Turner receives oral sex, says he’s “never had sexual relations with that country.”
Read his apology for yesterday’s thoughts on Israeli “terrorism”:
“I believe the Israeli government has used excessive force to defend itself, but that is not the same as intentionally targeting and killing civilians with suicide bombers,” Turner said in a statement issued by CNN. He serves as vice chairman of CNN’s parent company, AOL Time Warner.
If Israel’s measured responses to Palestinian terror has been excessive, then I guess Ted thinks a proper defense is to just use some really good lube before taking it the hard way.
The man is so nuts that even his apologies require apologies.
UPDATE: Eric Olsen was kind enough to collect all the best professional anti-Ted screeds and bundle them up into one happy post of joy.