Welcome to the Club

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Here’s more proof that Congresscritters are extraterrerstrials unfamiliar with human norms:

Martha Stewart is getting on Congress’ nerves.

It took how long? I’m a patient man, so Stewart didn’t get on my nerves until, oh, she opened her mouth. Now, I don’t have anything against anyone flogging their servants, but you have to pay them extra for that. And, no I don’t need a toaster cozy, tankyouveddymuch.

Welcome to Earth, Congress.