Pelosi's Name Wasn't on a Calif. Ballot for the First Time in 40 Years and There Is Rejoicing in the Land

I thought Pelosi was just signaling support for Connie Chan to keep Saikat out of the top 2.

But now she's going all in.

Could be a problem for Scott Wiener in November. pic.twitter.com/VsOO6wTKZz

— Marc Joffe (@marcjoffe) May 31, 2026

In endorsing Chan for the California 11th Congressional District, Pelosi metaphorically cut off the nuts of creepy state Senator Scott Wiener, who leads in the polling, and left a moneyed tech exec, Saikat Chakrabarti, who formerly served as AOC's chief of staff, flapping in the wind.

Pelosi's nad removal chops are sharper than ever these days. She was the one, you'll recall, who leg swept Joe Biden, while simultaneously taking a biopsy of his right kidney with her Ka-Bar. Voters will remember this as her most devastating finishing move in a 40-year fighting career — even more fierce than ripping up a president's speech before the nation and thinking it would hurt his feelings.

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There will be plenty of time for others to give Nancy flowers for her many years of service to union money launderers while overseeing the biggest kangaroo courts this side of Kafka with her evidence-free impeachments of President Donald Trump. But, for my money, if she chooses, Pelosi could have a successful next career as a stock picker. The former thousandaire has become a multi-millionaire over her 40 years of selfless public service, earning more than 250% on her trades  — and that's a lot of ice cream. 

Nancy Pelosi may have just made 7x yearly salary in one day

According to her most recent annual filing, she owned up to $25M of $NVDA

Today Nvidia is up +5%

That's ~$1.25M of potential profits

Or potentially 7x her yearly salary, in just one day pic.twitter.com/DVHLtks5Vp

— Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ (@pelositracker) June 1, 2026

There's her own admission on her daughter's documentary camera that it was she who failed to approve the National Guard to protect the Capitol Complex from known threats on Jan. 6, 2021, something she quickly "forgot" in her subsequent retconning of events. 

HERE YOU GO, PELOSI HERSELF ADMITTING J6 WAS HER FAULT⬇️
YOU’RE WELCOME!! pic.twitter.com/2B5OF7L94o

— Magnolias (@Magnolias9876) June 2, 2026

Pelosi isn't the only one dipping out this political season, but she is one who is doing it on her terms. 

Look at some of these names of those who are out of office or leaving soon. Democrat political hitmen took out Eric Swalwell. We understand that his treatment for Anthony Wiener Syndrome is inching along. 

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Mitch McConnell has put us out of his misery and is retiring in 2027. Al Green will have to find someone else to shake his cane at since he lost it a few days ago. Dan Crenshaw lost in a March primary. Jasmine Crocket will have to reinvent herself again. We'll all look forward to Jerry Nadler doing his penguin act on another stage.

So far the next Congress WILL NOT have...

Al Green
Jasmine Crockett
Dan Crenshaw
Eric Swalwell
Mitch McConnell
Nancy Pelosi
Don Bacon
Jerry Nadler

But tell me again how we're NOT draining the SWAMP!! pic.twitter.com/gI1kwxFqX0

— SaltyGoat (@SaltyGoat17) May 7, 2026

And goodbye to Nancy when you leave in January 2027. We'll never forget what you did to America. And take that clown-sized gavel with you.