The PJ Tatler

Buzz Ballad: Weiner on the Floor

—to the tune of the Irish ballad “Brennan on the Moor”

It’s of a brave young Congressman this story we will tell
He’s named Anthony Weiner, and in Washington he dwells
He’s known for his rants supporting progressive agendas
And he’s wed to a Hillary aide who is named Huma

Chorus:
Oh, it’s Weiner on the Floor
Weiner on the Floor
There will be a rant in Congress
When there’s Weiner on the Floor

Now, Weiner’s rants in Congress brought him fans both far and wide
And so on his Twitter account to follow them he tried
Nobody knows how a young student with a well-stuffed bra
Should have been sent a message showing genitalia

Chorus

When Anthony learned of this message sent with package packed
He cried out, “How could this occur? I surely have been hacked!”
But rather than call in police for to investigate
He hired an attorney to help get his story straight

Chorus

Although the Press is supine when issues are to the fore
When there is a sex scandal, they always want some more
“It’s a distraction!” Weiner snapped when their questions he heard
To describe his responses, “testy” is the proper word

Chorus

Weiner is hoping to regain his former prominence
Fighting for irresponsible fiscal incontinence
Defending with each angry breath the Obamacare botch
But all anyone wants to do is ask about his crotch

Oh, it’s Weiner on the Floor
Weiner on the Floor
There will be a rant in Congress
When there’s Weiner on the Floor