Snowstorm? It's a good night for Al Gore to get a massage, says Professor

Do not be misled. Just because Washington is covered in snow up to an elephant’s pupik and the electricity hasn’t worked for two weeks, doesn’t mean there isn’t global warming. In fact, it’s the reverse. The colder it gets, the hotter it really is. Just as the taller I am the shorter you are… Or is it the other way around? Last night we learned you have to spend more to spend less. So why not global cooling means more global warming? That’s what I say. So Al Gore should definitely have a good massage. And I have a good idea for the masseuse. Or my name isn’t Professor Quincy Adam Wagstaff! (And who got the place in Santa Barbara anyway?)