3 Songs With Sweet Music And Stupid Words
I don't have a lot of pet peeves — why would I keep a peeve as a pet? But since this is supposed to be a cultural blog, I'll tell you a cultural phenomenon that really bugs me: songs with beautiful music that have crappy lyrics. Now remember those criteria... don't come back on me and say, "Hey, that song is lovely." I know it is. The music is. The music is lovely and catchy and lyrical... but that's exactly what makes the crummy lyrics so, so annoying.
Remember this one? Sometimes When We Touch by Dan Hill:
Really pretty tune but come on!
"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide. I want to hold you till I die, till we both break down and cry. I want to hold you till the fear in me subsides."
I mean, gag me with a spoon! Dan! Danster! Are you a dude or a chick? "I want to hold you... till we both break down and cry?" Bleagh! Does a huggy-wuggy make you weepy-deepy? "I want to hold you till the fear in me subsides..." I'm sorry, check me on this, ladies. If a guy actually said that to you would you 1) laugh in his face and dump him or 2) well, wait, there is no 2...
[My wife says I'd like the song if the sexes were reversed. You know: holding a tremulous girl until her fear subsides... kind of sexy. But this is exactly why I make my wife live in the basement. Or would, if I had a basement. If she's going to start expecting me to make sense, our marriage is doomed!]
Anyway, later in the song, there's this gender-non-specific stinker: "I'm just another writer, still trapped within his truth." Hey, listen, I have that problem too. Mostly, it's when a little piece of cloth gets stuck in the zipper. Just pull sharply.
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