Patti Smith: The Paula Deen of Punk?
My high school dropout mother taught me to read when I was three.
I soon acquired what I presumed would be a lifelong habit/talent: the ability to read with almost complete attention and retention for hours at a stretch.
Then I sidled up to middle age, and noticed to my horror how long it took me to get to the bottom of a book's first page.
And when I did make it, realizing I didn't remember what I'd just (supposedly) read.
That was when I wasn't dozing off or daydreaming after three sentences.
I'll confess something else: I still barely know the difference between Shia and Sunni, or the Federalists and the Anti-Federalists.
Sometimes I think Paul Krugman and Thomas Friedman are the same guy.
This year I'm turning fifty.
And I've decided I just don't care.
So what to buy with my Christmas Amazon gift card?