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5 Reasons Cats Are Inferior to Dogs in Every Way

Are cats really the Honey Boo Boo of the animal world? No, Honey Boo Boo is the Honey Boo Boo of the animal world, while cats are more like the Lindsay Lohan of the animal world -- difficult, unpredictable, hard to like, and probably high on catnip. Oh, cats look cute when they're in the bobblehead kitten stage or swatting away at yarn, but as you get to know the little beasts, you start to realize that they're merely trying to lull you into complacency so they can steal your breath after you fall asleep. An old wives’ tale? Well, is it just an old wives’ tale that if a cop beats a hippy with his nightstick then he'll have good luck for seven years? I think not. On the other hand, dogs are superior to cats in every way and if you don't agree, well then, good luck with your empty life without a soul.

Cat in sink

1) Dogs are much smarter than cats.

Can you teach a cat to sit? To roll over? To come when it's called? No, because cats are stupid. Granted, dogs are stupid, too, but they're probably on the same level as your two year old. A cat is closer in intelligence to a geranium -- if a geranium had claws and a certain feral cunning it could use to track, torment, and kill smaller plants for its own amusement. Is that what you'd want for a plant you loved? To be at the mercy of a hateful geranium? You cat people are just sick! Sick!