How to Screw Up a Velvet Underground Song

Via Pitchfork today we have a cover of the Velvet Underground’s “Pale Blue Eyes” from the Kills:

Now compare to the original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nir4BnNIFmg

With its polished vocals and heavy guitars the Kill’s cover is a plastic imitation of Lou Reed’s original. #FAIL