Your pink-haired, kuia-in-law would never admit this, but President Donald Trump has been, as we say in stand-up comedy, "killing it" lately.
Venezuela's tyrannical leader, Nicolás Maduro, was recently "redistributed" from his hometown rampart to a "cozy studio on Brooklyn's waterfront."
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Iran's brutal Ayatollah Khomeini was killed and has been allegedly replaced by his impotent, totally not gay son, Mojtaba Khamenei.
FACT-O-RAMA! Mojtaba Khamenei was hospitalized in the UK four times because he is impotent. I think he's gay but pretends he isn't because he can't fly to safety if his dead dad's friends throw him off a building.
If you don't believe me that the younger Khamenei has to, as Groucho Marx once said, "bend one in," ask his dead dad.
"Mojtaba is an impotent young cleric who has achieved nothing in terms of political life. All these years, he has been nothing without his father’s name," said Khosro Isfahani, a research director for the opposition group National Union for Democracy. According to Isfahani, "Supreme Leader" Ali Khamenei said in his will that he didn't want his "impotent" but totally-not-gay son named as his successor.
FACT-O-RAMA! My dad once offered to go to bat and get me a job at the GM plant he and my mom worked at in Romulus, Mich. As to the best of my knowledge, my phallus apparatus was never a part of the conversation.
By now, you know that Muslim terrorists — not just mere "teens from Pennsylvania" — threw bombs at peaceful, patriotic protesters who are sick of Muslim aggression last Saturday, outside of Commie Mamdani's home at New York City's Gracie Mansion.
Watch as this "privileged" Islamo-communist feculence stain throws a bomb at members of the New York Police Department (NYPD):
BIGNEWS: The NYPD chief who was caught on camera chasing down the ISIS-inspired New York City bomb throwers speaks out.
— Navigator (@BlalockNil90676) March 11, 2026
46-year-old commander of Patrol Borough Manhattan North, Chief Aaron Edwards, is speaking out following the incident.
“I always say, we’re all cops, right?… pic.twitter.com/1cCuUn2Xzo
I say "privileged" because I suspect most of the people reading this article didn't move here from the toilet known at Afghanistan and into a million-dollar mansion, as one of the bomber's parents did:
BREAKING - It has been revealed that the Muslims who attempted to bomb conservatives in New York City were living in upscale Pennsylvania homes, with one property listed at nearly $2 million, despite their families only recently becoming naturalized U.S. citizens. pic.twitter.com/enjoHHe0iE
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) March 9, 2026
Here is where I moved from:
And yet, at the ripe age of 60, I have never thrown even one bomb at people who disagree with me.
For instance, I believe the Detroit Red Wings are the greatest franchise in the history of professional sports. If you don't believe me, ask Dr. Cox from "Scrubs."
That said, I will not throw a bomb at you if you disagree with my hockey, political, or religious beliefs. However, Democrats, liberals, communists, and jihaddy daddies are animals who do not share my values and are happy to chuck their homemade explosives at people with a differing viewpoint.
The Operation Mockingbird media mudpuppies twisted the story about the bomb-tossing "teens" after their attack on a handful of anti-Muslim aggression marchers, but it gets worse.
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Never afraid to beclown herself, Michigan Governor "Stretchin'" Gretchen Whitmer bent her bruised knee to Islam and claimed the animal who drove a car full of explosives into a Jewish pre-school and synagogue, hoping to murder Jewish toddlers, was inspired by "online rhetoric" rather than his vile religion.
Michigan Democrat Governor Gretchen Whitmer is blaming "online rhetoric" as the reason why Islamic radicals from Dearborn are carrying out terrorist attacks.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 13, 2026
Unreal pic.twitter.com/UElxRHzpzt
Throwback Pettifoggery!
Mere weeks ago, actress Pam Grier turned her Pinocchio knob to 13 and pretended she had to walk past the bodies of black people who had been lynched as a child. She was proven to be a tregetour, but never recanted her fable, and few, if any, people in the media have called her to the carpet for her fibbery.
Pam Grier says she had to close her eyes as a kid in OH to avoid seeing blacks hung on trees
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 20, 2026
Pam Grier was born in 1949
Last lynching in Ohio: 1911
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The lies get more vomitous.
The recent synagogue terrorist claimed he attacked Jewish children because his brother was killed in a bombing raid conducted by Israel. The "news" failed to mention that his brother was a bigwig weapons handler for Hezbollah.
The New York Times wrote this headline about the terrorist who attempted to slaughter Jewish babies:
"A Community Struggles to Understand Why Their Neighbor Attacked Synagogue."
No, the terrorist's community, Dearborn Heights, Mich., isn't "struggling" to understand why this animal tried to slaughter Jewish kids. Many of them are down with this Islamo-commie clown, like the terrorists from nearby Dearborn who were busted for planning to shoot up gay bars in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale on Halloween of 2025. Let's not forget that a jihadi miscreant living in Melvindale, Mich., which borders Dearborn, attacked a military facility in Warren, Mich., last year.
For those who may still believe the attacker's "community" is "struggling to understand" their neighbor's hatred of Americans, here is a group of people from his "community" chanting "death to America."
In the middle of Dearborn, Michigan, an entire crowd chants “Death to America.”
— Dr. Maalouf (@realMaalouf) March 12, 2026
When asked about it, Rashida Tlaib refused to condemn it.
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The people of Cuba, Venezuela, and Iran are on the side of President Trump. One hundred thirty-five nation members of the United Nations recently condemned Iran's actions. China and Russia could have vetoed the measure, but chose not to. Why? Because the writing is on the wall: Iranian tyrants need to go away.
Watch as Iranians, Venezuelans, and Cubans gather outside the U.S. consulate in Toronto, singing the United States' national anthem, not Canada's.
Iranians, Jews and Cubans unite as one to drown out the Al-Quds demonstration in Toronto.
— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) March 15, 2026
Singing the US national anthem outside of the US consulate.
Freedom fighters united.
pic.twitter.com/fJmY6GeKnq
Much of the world stands with Trump, except for your purple-haired, scrotum-phobic harpy-in-law. Zhe/him refuses to embrace reality. They can not accept that their orange boogeyman has the backing of the world.
The leftoids we see who are annoying ICE agents are in for a world of hurt. They are watching people around the planet, among them many "brown" people, line up behind Trump. Wait until they are forced to accept that Trump was right to do what he is doing and that the Democrats are exposed as the loathsome, hateful scapegraces they truly are.
No, your octogenarian, hippy meemaw, feeling all "salty" in her "Kent State" hoodie, isn't going to stop singing Bob Dylan songs in the rain to protest [insert the cause of the day for the Marxists], but the writing is on the wall. Globalism is dying.
Before we go, check out this liberal stain who decided his words were so important that he brought a megaphone to speak out against Islamophobia, as a terrorist uses the clown's protein-deprived body to throw a bomb at Americans.
I found it almost unbelievable that the terrorist picked a radical leftist screaming about Islamophobia to use for leverage so he could launch the bomb even farther. pic.twitter.com/pekYpxsy9e
— Jammles (@jammles9) March 10, 2026
