The only good thing I can say about the ejectamenta-Americans on the left is that, despite the quotidian clown-slap of reality striking their grottily pierced faces, they puissantly push forward like the frenetic, blue-haired banzai toadies they were brainwashed to be.

What the apparatchiks can't/won't accept is that every boundary they push brings the Democratic Party closer to the Planet Tarpits.

As real Americans are enjoying:

Democrats spend their job-free, shower-retardant days protecting: 

FACT-O-RAMA! President McKinley was assassinated by Leon Czolgosz, who wanted a "workers' revolution" to topple capitalism. Sound familiar?

The good news is that most people can recognize the problems with having he/she-wolves teaching our kids, or Muslim pedos raping them, but the allure of cultural Marxism on the weak-minded can't be ignored.

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Purple-haired, perpetual milksops, eager to broadcast their phantom virtuosity, will misheed decades of sexual assaults committed by illegal immigrants and Muslim marauders. In doing so, are they throwing women and kids under the bus? Yes, but in the hierarchy of lefty victimhood, it's women and children last.

Watch as this so-called doctor beclowns herself by refusing to answer Sen. Josh Hawley's (R-Mo.) simple question: can men get pregnant?

This science-denying "doctor" would rather stick to her ideological Poseidon adventure than speak out against one of her cult's most important dogmas: men can have babies.

FACT-O-RAMA! The New York Times can't figure out why the murder rate dropped so much in 2025. Perhaps shedding 2.6 million illegal immigrants has something to do with it, but a communist-American can't fathom such a thought, because to do so would be as racist as mathematics and whole milk.

The good news about being on the stooge end of every 80-20 issue is this: the "normies," those people who aren't as dedicated to real news as you and I, are slowly realizing that the hugbox known as Democrats are nuttier than squirrel scat, and more dangerous than a sober Nancy Pelosi.

I suspect We the People are going to see more transamabobs or, my new name for them, "decepticons" slaughtering schoolkids, to the point that it becomes the "new normal," as we saw happen with COVID-era codswallop like wearing masks everywhere, convening with no more than six people, and pointlessly standing on stickers at the Piggly Wiggly.  

The liberal diarrhea people love to push their totalitarianism to the point that we accept it as a way of life, or the new normal.

SHAMELESS PLUG-O-RAMA! I recently asked my sexy, patriotic, well-informed national radio audience — which you can be a part of every Mon-Fri, 9-11 am EST by clicking LINEWSRADIO.com — what "flavor" of liberal they believe recently shot a Border Patrol and Customs (BPC) agent at the Canadian border. The winner: trans! #Shocker

And don't be surprised if 1,000 suicide bombers pull off a coordinated attack on the United States this year.

FACT-O-RAMA! Twenty-four years ago, Islamic jihadists brought down the World Trade Center. Today, the mayor of New York City is a Muslim, and Times Square seems to have become an outdoor Muslim prayer blanket.

And just when you think the Democrats can't further beclown themselves and chase away a few more independents, Trump spent Tuesday night knocking grand slams out of the park at his State of the Union speech. How will this fare for the party of trans violence, racism, Somali fraudsters, illegal immigrants, Islamorapes, and totalitarianism? Let's check with some of my PJ Media homies:

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If the Democratic Party wants to commit political autodarwinate, let them. We can't share a nation with these dotards anyway.

Merely thinking about Democrats makes me want to bourbon-bop a testiclephobic apparatchik. Let's tone it down and have some fun.

Check out the latest comedy video from our patriotic pals at Jokes and a Point. The Bolshies have nothing like them on the left because communists hate joy.