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'Keep Your Shirt On!' Why Are Liberals Always Angry and Naked?

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As I was gathering videos of cranky liberals doing their best to topple America, I realized two things:

  1. Protesting liberals are frequently obese.
  2. Obese liberals are frequently naked.

WARNING-O-RAMA!  By clicking on any link in this article, you agree that PJ Media is not responsible if/when blood seeps from your eyes due to unsightly Democrats in the nude.

As a former New York City liberal, I can assure you that liberals believe that protesting in their (stretched-out) birthday suits is a way of "sticking it to those pesky conservatives." However, I also believe that people who want to be naked in public are perverts, and communists love themselves some decadence.

From the 45 goals of communism:

24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them “censorship” and a violation of free speech and free press.

25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.

26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy, and promiscuity as “normal, natural, healthy.”

Remember, the goal of the Islamo-communist dregs is to tear down Western civilization. What better way to do that than run around outdoors without clothes on, and who better to shed their threads than the dependably malcontented LGBTFBI crew?

WARNING: NAKED CANADIANS (thankfully with blurred naughty bits)

How is this legal? Easy: the big, blue toilet towns of the world allow it. 

WARNING: NAKED FRENCH WOMEN (no blurs on the naughty bits)

France is in on the game, too. What better way to protest "hypersexualization," fight fascism, or promote "feminism" than by "protesting" sans blouse?

FACT-O-RAMA! Topless French women are way easier to watch than naked, pasty, salad-dodging Canadian dudes.

German frauleins not only take of their shirts but add a you-know-who mustache when they want to "fight fascism."

WARNING: TOPLESS GERMAN HITLER CHICK (fascist baps blurred)

WARNING: LOTS OF TOPLESS HITLER COQUETTES (no blurs) 

Here we have a combo: topless French coquettes, dressed as Hitler, celebrating International Women's Rights Day.

French babes can't even keep their clothes on when protesting "femicide," i.e., violence against women.

This jolly green uncompliant gorgon in the Netherlands is topless to protest "fashion."

Nudity isn't restricted to other nations. 

This American salad-dodger is so fat she must be receiving SNAP benefits.

WARNING: FAT AMERICAN BROAD (blessedly blurred) protesting for the right to abort her zygote, assuming she could find a willing "sperm donor."

Check out Bolshevik Bernie as he eyeballs a pair of commie casabas:

When will leftoids learn to keep their clothes on? Not as long as CNN refers to naked protestors as "heroes."

WARNING: HERE WE HAVE A "MOSTLY PORTLY" TOPLESS PROTEST IN NEW YORK CITY (no blurs)

And just when you think naked Democrats can't ruin nudity even more, trans dudettes are now in on the fun. Why? To prove that they are women:

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that we've seen dozens of uncensored pinko papillae and yet topless men are censored? Actually, I couldn't be more grateful.

Let's wrap up this nude fest with a naked "die-in." I can't give you a warning because there is too much going on here.

What have we learned?

Naked, cranky French chicks are hot, but the rest of the world's communists should keep their clothes on.

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