VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR WEEKLY INSANITY WRAP: Enjoy the Most Expensive Thanksgiving Dinner Ever. “It seems like only yesterday that Insanity Wrap was basking in the glory of the 16¢ we saved on Independence Day by serving up the lamest celebration eats since Moby’s Very Vegan Christmas TV holiday special.”

Plus:

• Don’t worry, miss, it doesn’t actually grow back
• #BeagleLivesMatter
• Biden coughs up another gem

So much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.