JIM TREACHER: National Susan B. Anthony Museum ‘Rejects’ Trump’s Pardon, Somehow.

It never occurred to me that somebody would actually reject a presidential pardon, no matter who the president was, but apparently it has happened. It was over 100 years ago, but it happened. I’m pretty sure, though, that this is the first time somebody has rejected a presidential pardon on behalf of somebody else. Posthumously.

How does that work, exactly? Did they send Bill & Ted to see if it was okay with her? Is she un-pardoned now? Should we dig her up and then #LockHerUp? This is uncharted territory.

In other news from the world of Jurassic feminism: Becket Adams offers a more fitting alternate headline for The Nation’s plea to Planned Parenthood not to ‘cancel’ Margaret Sanger:

That last tweet is certainly news to Nation staffers.