HE’S NEW AT THIS, AND IT SHOWS.

You watch these guys and you think they’re so awful anyone could do better. But in fact, not just anyone.

And no, I’m not liveblogging these debates, I just checked in to see if they were as bad as people were saying. (Spoiler: Worse). Check out Stephen Green’s drunkblogging. I can’t consume enough alcohol to get through these and still maintain my chiseled physique. Steve can, because he’s younger, and has a bionic liver.