Ed Driscoll

Was it Over When Charlie Sheen Bombed Pearl Harbor?

Charlie Sheen vows, “They have awoken a sleeping giant.”

Funny, I never confused Charlie with Admiral Yamamoto* before, but that’s just me.

Say, if Charlie does get his new gig on HBO, maybe he, John Cougar Mellencamp and Whoopi Goldberg can get to the bottom of who bombed Pearl Harbor.

Besides the Providence Rhode Island School Board, of course.

* Or his Hollywood writers, just to add synchronicity to how painful Charlie’s performances are without his.