Albert is Everywhere!
A decade after Elvis Presley's death, Mojo Nixon released the memorable song, "Elvis is Everywhere," a tribute to the continued omnipresence throughout America of an otherwise missing in action celebrity:
Found via Tammy Bruce, he's in Alaska:
And he's in Afghanistan:
Marines use shovels to attempt to dig out a Mine Resistant, Ambush Protected vehicle in the rain Dec. 19 after it sunk into the soft mud flats near Observation Post "ManBearPig." (Photo by Sgt. Brian Tuthill)
Yes indeed, there's a military post in Afghanistan named after the South Park parody of Al's Ahab-like obsessions.
Where in the world will Albert Sandiego be spotted next?