Ed Driscoll

The Deer Hunter

“You can’t make this stuff up, folks. Matt Lauer was MIA on the ‘Today’ show Monday after running into a deer while riding his bike over the weekend, his co-host Meredith Vieira told viewers.”

Forget banning plasma TVs–it’s time to put an end to the bicycle menace endangering not just American citizens–but their venison as well.