Ed Driscoll

I Am Bill!

Forget the Black Panthers, hobnobbing with High Society on Park Avenue, happily dining on “asparagus tips in mayonnaise dabs, and meatballs petites au Coq Hardi”. Bill Ayers is the workingman’s unrepentant former domestic terrorist, and as such has earned longest of long shot third party presidential candidate Dave Burge’s coveted support.

(Sirhan Sirhan could not be reached for comment.)