Ed Driscoll

THE OVER THE HILL GANG,

THE OVER THE HILL GANG, 2002 STYLE: The Oakland Raiders may be old, but they’re 3-0:

Jerry Rice, pushing 40, still looks smooth and lithe. Rod Woodson, as hard as Alcatraz looming out in the Bay, is 37. Tim Brown and Rich Gannon, a mere 36, are bristling with vigor. Trace Armstrong and Bill Romanowski, also 36, are looking good, too.

Meanwhile however, Sebastian Janikowski, their kicker, has been charged with DUI. Maybe he can carpool with Randy Moss.