COMMUTER LANES RANT: Just added “I Really (HONK! HONK!) Hate (Get Out of the Way, you $&#*@!!) Commuter Lanes!“, a “rant” I wrote for the last page of the Summer 2001 issue of Sport Z magazine. Normally, I tend to smoke a very, very mellow version of Tom Wolfe for my essays, but on this one, I combined it with a P.J. O’Rourke filter and a Joan Didion cigarette holder, with a pinch of Dennis Miller chewing tobacco. The result is a definite rage against bureaucracy (not to mention commuter lanes).