Frantic Gray Lady Finds Holiday Unusually Stressful

Good lord, @nytimes, it’s Thanksgiving. Pull it together pic.twitter.com/C07QBrGydA

— John McQuaid (@johnmcquaid) November 26, 2014

See America, with your heteronormative anti-Native American anti-Vegan beloved artery-clogging Red State “holidays?” See what the Times has to go through just to play along with the charade that it even tangentially approves of this sort of thing? (Either that, or who knew Jayson Blair was back and editing the paper’s cooking section?)