'Not Understanding God's Plan'

This just in from actor, theologian and meteorologist Samuel L. Jackson. Apologies in advance for the blast of Tarantino-esque language:

“Unfair Shit: GOP spared by Issac ! NOLA prolly Fucked Again! Not understanding God’s plan!”

Why do liberals root for hurricanes so often?

“Has God forsaken the Republican Party?…Weather forecasts show that a storm, likely to grow into Hurricane Isaac, may be chugging toward . . . Tampa, where Republicans will open their quadrennial nominating convention on Monday.”

— Dana Milbank, the Washington Post, this past Tuesday.

“R convention delay due to Isaac: I guess God has ways to shut that whole thing down”

— Former Mich. Gov Jennifer Granholm turned Current TV newsreader, on Saturday.

“Samuel L. Jackson Upset God ‘Spared’ GOP From Hurricane, Quickly Apologizes.”

— Headline, Big Hollywood, today.

“Actress Ellen Barkin retweets wish for Isaac to wash pro-lifers out to sea; blames Twitchy.”

— Headline at Twitchy.com today.

“Here’s an idea,” conservative blogger JWF quips today. “Barack Obama in his acceptance speech four years ago said he’s lower the sea levels. Doesn’t he have the power to simply command Hurricane Isaac to stop now?”

And speaking of four years ago, here’s a flashback to our video on that year’s crop of leftists rooting for hurricanes:

(Yes, the title of the above video was inspired by one of the many great songs written by the first man on the moon.)