Obama Claims that He's 'Very Proud' He Doesn't Cheat at Golf

Your president’s knowledge of sports is deep. Impressive, even. He must spend hours a day poring over stats. When he’s not out on the links.

BS: What about when you’re playing golf? Do you get more four-foot putts given to you than maybe you did before?

Obama: I don’t take them.

BS: You don’t take them?

Obama: I am very proud of the fact I do not cheat when I’m playing golf. Anybody who plays with me, they’ll say I count my strokes. I count my strokes. I don’t — I’m not getting five-foot gimme putts.

So what does he cheat at?

h/t memorandum