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Green-haired, septum-pierced lady experiences epic TikTok meltdown over Cornell 7 rape hoax
One of the Social Justice™ people’s one genuine talents is making grotesque mockeries of themselves, such that sorting satire out from reality becomes almost a full-time job for the masochistic souls like me who dutifully report upon them for the benefit of you fine people.
I’ve gotten got a few times over the last couple of years by well-done satire videos. (Any journalist who’s been doing this longer than a week who tells you that they never have is either some kind of clairvoyant or a liar.)
This is one such instance in which I really had to consider whether what I’m looking at is real, in that it’s so outlandish that it beggars belief.
It’s got it all:
- Green hair
- Three nose rings (one in the septum and two on the nostrils)
- Extreme emotional instability
- Unflattering angle
- Incoherent communist ramblings
- All premised on a rape hoax
Instead of men going to war over stupid s**t like money and property and things can they go to war over our rights so we can finally have some peace of mind. I don’t want to do this anymore. I don’t want to see any more women upset on my feed. I can’t do it.
https://t.co/Gfab2IG84t
— shellshock (@shellshockkk) October 8, 2026
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Incredulous, I thought to myself: “Is this satire?”
“Is this satire?” I queried Grok.
Its reply:
No, the video itself does not appear to be satire.
It shows a woman with bright green hair and facial piercings lying in bed and crying while reacting to posts about the ongoing Cornell 7 case (allegations that seven Chi Phi fraternity members at Cornell University drugged and gang-raped a student known as Jane Doe in October 2024). She says she can’t handle another “Cornell post” urging people to “stay informed,” questions why women’s experiences aren’t centered, and asks why men don’t “go to war over our rights” instead of money and property. She also expresses exhaustion at seeing other women upset.
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Anyway, I guess the silver lining is that at least the feminists still believe they need men for something after all.
Yes, what they believe they need men for is, specifically, to wage some quixotic war — against whom? She doesn’t specify — to fight against injustices that don’t actually exist.
Yes, this call to arms is all on account of (another) loose woman who decided post facto that she had been raped after news of a drug-fueled orgy she had voluntarily participated in spread across campus, and who then consulted an ambulance chaser who convinced her she could make both of them very rich by filing lawsuits.
All of which is to say: perhaps not the most noble cause.
Still, men are apparently still good for something in feminists’ eyes: to fight and die for women’s sacred right to participate freely in drug-fueled orgies at frat parties with no consequences whatsoever, even social shame.
The reason I believed this might be satire is that it’s a nearly perfect, if apparently inadvertent, parody of the notorious viral internet video from many, many moons ago of a deranged Britney Spears fan called Chris Crocker filming herself having a meltdown in her bed over the unfair media treatment she believed her idol had received.
Blast from the past!
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