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Bonnie Blue: ‘I’m inviting the public to turn my baby shower into a golden shower’
Bonnie Blue, soulless foid (more on the terminology later) with a thousand-yard SSRI stare and ultra-infamous OnlyFans prostitute, has some unorthodox, highly progressive plans for her upcoming baby shower.
Via US Weekly (emphasis added):
“Adult content creator Bonnie Blue is revealing the detail of her next stunt, which she admits is “disgusting.”“My fans will be involved in my baby shower, which is happening in June,” Blue, 27, exclusively tells Us Weekly. “To celebrate a wholesome pregnancy, my baby shower will be so special it’ll turn into a golden shower.”
(For the uninitiated, a “golden shower” is a slang term used to describe one person urinating on another person or persons for sexual pleasure or gratification.)
Blue continued, “My fans can cover me in their urine and have sex with me. Traditional baby shower games will be played throughout the day; piñatas and my holes will be getting smashed. My pregnancy has been a community effort and it’ll continue throughout my pregnancy. I don’t want to tear, so I plan on being stretched regularly.””
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To promote her display of bottom-of-the-barrel obscenity, Blue sat down with British media outlet LBC:
“I have a baby shower on Saturday. And I’m inviting the public to turn my baby shower into a golden shower… It’s just fun. It’s a twist on the baby shower. I’ll be having sex with the people as well…
It’s going to be like a mixture of wholesome baby shower games like the traditional trying different baby food along with other fluids added in there.”
OnlyFans harlot Bonnie Blue's latest stunt:
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) June 7, 2026
"I’m inviting the public to turn my baby shower into a golden shower" pic.twitter.com/lsgGmhkTwD
The funny thing is that the lady sitting opposite her conducting the interview, LBC radio host Shelagh Fogarty, is generally in favor of literally all manner of Social Justice™ ritual, such as abortion on demand, child trannyism, migrants allowed to stab native Britons with impunity for the sake of Diversity™, et al. (I’ve covered her musings before for the Great Replacement Chronicles series.)
But even this is a bridge too far, as Fogarty either feigns or expresses real indignation at the orgy-for-my-baby-shower gag.
The question is, though: why should it be a bridge too far?
This is the logical conclusion to the “my body, my choice” new-age feminist slogan and, more generally, modern intersectional feminism.
That baby is an inhuman clump of cells with no rights, to be done with whatever the host desires.
So if this parasite’s host, OnlyFans prostitute Bonnie Blue, decides she wants to be urinated on to celebrate its coming usherance into personhood, which only occurs post-birth, what possible moral objection could there be?
Would a liberated woman, post-Patriarchy™, ask a ringworm clinging to her intestines for permission to engage in a sex act?
‘My son has started calling me a foid’
Returning to the “foid” reference above, in online incel nomenclature, a “foid” is shorthand for "female humanoid," the implication being that women aren’t real people.
Claims of misogyny are, more often than not, overblown and weaponized in the 21st-century West; the exception to the rule would be online forums, where the most vicious misogyny is regular discourse. I don’t think most people outside of the subculture really appreciate the extent of the phenomenon.
This (likely satirical) Reddit Post asking for tips on navigating motherhood in the context of being called a “foid” by her son is a little too on the nose to be real, but it’s hilarious and instructive for how the term is actually used by disaffected young men who spend their lives on 4Chan.
(The poster flew too close to the sun with the bit about find a new father for her son at Pilates — yet another lesson that satire is best practiced by erring on the side of subtlety.)
So my son has started calling me ''foid''. I found out what this means after chat gpting it and I'm becoming incredingly concerned.
This started one day after I came from pilaties [sic] and remarked about how I was having little luck finding him a new father. He then replied calling me ''an foid''. I asked where he heard this word and he then said I was ''jestermaxing by trying to improve my body for chads'' and that I would never be a ''stacy'', can someone please give any advice on how to proceed with this matter and if someone else has experienced this.
Thank you
— Orwell & Goode (@OrwellNGoode) May 1, 2026
