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Adventures in The Patriarchy™: On Curious Double Standards

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Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.

49-year-old Hollywood starlet celebrated for one-night stand with 26-year-old male

In the clip here, Charlize Theron feels comfortable — in the most uncouth, explicit terms possible — openly bragging on the unbearable #girlboss podcast “Call her Daddy” about engaging in sexual relations with men half her age.

On the other hand, Leonard DiCaprio is meant to be shamed for preferring young women — maligned as “weird,” “sexist,” “creepy,” etc.
Literally no one outside of the West, for the record, would ever describe an ultra-rich celebrity chasing young skirts in any of those terms.

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Obviously, no one should really care what Hollywood degenerates do in their personal lives — and they become increasingly irrelevant to the culture over time — but the double standard is glaring and worth noting.

Obese Hawaii Democrat senator offended FBI requires female agents to perform single pull-up

Beginning in November 2025, female candidates to become FBI agents will be required to perform a SINGLE pull-up as part of the standard physical fitness test.

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Sen. Mazie Hirono, perhaps the dumbest senator in Congress — a high bar to clear — had one of her feminist staffers write up a series of hard-hitting questions to pose to FBI Director Kash Patel at his recent grilling, one of which was:

You are now requiring applicants to be able to do a certain kind of pull-ups [sic] which a lot of women cannot because of physiological differences. Are you requiring these kinds of pull-ups?

She went on to describe the one pull-up requirement as “harsh.”

How many pull-ups do we believe Senator Mazie — who, by the look of it, at 5'4", must be pushing 200 pounds — has ever done in her life?

A couple of questions present themselves here:

First, what is a woman?

This is the defining question of our epoch, and Senator Mazie herself appears ill-equipped to provide a clear answer on this point as a Congressional sponsor of the commemoration of Transgender Day of Remembrance (TDOR).

Second, I was led to believe that there are no biological differences between men and women — to the extent that those discriminatory categories mean anything at all anymore.

So why should the FBI be required to make special provisions on account of women and their alleged inability to perform at parity with men “because of physiological differences,” as Senator Mazie so delicately and transphobically puts it?

This is not who we are. These are not Our Values™ in this, Our Sacred Democracy™.

Frankly, this kind of hate speech disgusts me, and I’d like Pam Bondi to get on the case immediately.

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What I think Senator Mazie needs is a long, hard suspension from all of her social media accounts until she learns to act right and recognize that gender differences are the oppressive constructs of The Patriarchy™.

If I can get permanently suspended from Facebook for gratuitous use of the “T-word,” then certainly Senator Mazie can pay the price for suggesting that women aren’t capable of doing a single pull-up.

What’s good for the goose, etc.

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