Remember the whole “Day of Rage” thing a couple weeks ago, in which the American populace would rise up and “occupy” Wall Street and various other financial centers around the country until the people’s revolution triumphed?
Well, we made fun of it back then as “Day of FAIL” when the whole thing seemed to fizzle — but now the joke’s on us! Because it turns out the revolution is still in the process of happening, and when the first “occupations” didn’t work out so well, the protesters reserved the right to try and try again until America is properly occupied.
Not only did the revolutionaries not skulk away in humiliation after the first flop, they’ve doubled, tripled and quadrupled down with an ongoing series of new occupations from coast to coast. The new motto of the movement is: “No, we mean it — this time it’s for real!”
Occupations have been taking place every day since the original “Day of Rage” on September 17, and more occupations are scheduled practically every day for the foreseeable future. There’s a new one happening in San Francisco later this afternoon; and there’s another one in L.A. planned for two days from now; and probably one in your neighborhood too, whether you realize it or not.
Of the 37 world-changing revolutions that have happened in San Francisco over the last two weeks, I visited only one, last Saturday in Union Square, just to keep tabs on how the future government is shaping up. The first order of business was to display a big map showing some of the “Major City Occupation Movements Across the United States.” In case you haven’t noticed, the following cities have been occupied by the revolutionaries: San Francisco, Los Angeles, Portland, Chicago, Phoenix, Cleveland, Atlanta, Kansas City, Dallas, Orlando and Miami.
The revolutionaries seized the symbolic heart of the city, Union Square. Witness history! That’s them in the distance, somewhere. San Francisco: Consider yourself occupied!
Once the territory was successfully seized, everyone gathered in an egalitarian circle and the reluctant not-really-a-leader leader-type guy said we all needed to break up into “committees” to address the many tasks of revolution.
I considered joining this committee, but a different guy was acting all patriarchal and taking charge and stuff, and that pissed me off, so I went in search of something more appropriately leaderless.
I considered joining the more free-form “Supply Division and Personell” committee, but I suddenly started itching all over and thought better of it.
This committee was too intellectual, with people making all sorts of important points and engaging in healthy self-criticism. I get enough criticism from the real world already!
“As you can see by this balloon thing I’m wearing on my head, I’m making a serious point here!”
As one commentor said on the “Occupy Los Angeles” facebook page today:
“We’re not going to leave the park until greed is abolished in America!”.
I’m glad to hear that. If they’re safely isolated in a park for the rest of their lives, then they won’t bother us any more.
Just build a fence around it and charge admission. “Los Angeles Zoo – - Downtown Branch.”
They have a name for people who live in parks. They’re called bums!
Its also funny how everything these people wear, use, own or are transported in would not exist without the eeeeeevil corporations they hate so much. I’ll take them seriously when everything they own is handcrafted by local artisans.
Here here now that was no corporate baloon hat/crown, although I’m not sure what opressed 3rd world country made the balloons.
But Greed is a human trait and is part of our imperfect being. We all are greedy, lusty, lazy… etc to some degree or another. So why stop at Greed?
I have a better proposal: “let’s abolish the human spirit”.
Sorry, I think the Marxists already have the copyright on “Let’s Abolish the Human Spirit”. At least, they’ve always acted like they did when they had the chance….
Really? Marxism? and capitalism is any better?
Well we can’t abolish envy. Without it there would be no socialist or communist thought.
Silly proggs don’t know where Atlanta is. They put their chicken foot on the map of Georgia approximately where Plains is, instead–behind which there is doubtless a fascinating backstory.
You think that’s bad — look at the markers for Chicago and Portland.
And they even forgot to mark their one actual occupation in New York.
Perhaps they meant Medford, rather than Portland?
And how is the elite team known as “Zombie” today?
Team Zombie reporting for duty, Sir!
The Glorious Front for Revolutionary Peoples Brigades got distracted in Reno when they were driving to Portland, and have lost their car keys in Klamath Falls. We will continue to follow this griping story with film at 11…
In fact, the closer I look, the more I see that practically EVERY city marker is way way WAY off-base. L.A. is up near Santa Barbara, Portland is in Grant’s Pass, Chicago’s next to Cairo, San Francisco’s in Stockton, Miami is inland, Cleveland’s next to Columbus, Kansas City’s adjacent to Joplin…wow.
Apparently, “geography” lessons” have been replaced by “Every Child is Special and Smart” sessions.
Are those supposed to be Chicago and Portland? The one in IL looks like E. St. Louis, and the one in OR looks like Klamath Falls. Occupy Klamath Falls!
Actualy it is occupied, ever been there? Cave Junction could make your skin crawl.
This is clearly why nobody is reporting on it. They are all going to the wrong cities. I can see them now herds, or flocks, or pods, or whatever they are called of hippies wandering the landscape looking for their mating grounds.
That is what they are trying to do isn’t it? Trying to get laid I mean.
Ha, and over at Kos they’re scandalized by the “media blackout.” Little do they know the revolutionaries are hundreds of miles off their targets. Vindication for Miss Teen South Carolina!
Don’t you watch South Park? More than three hippies make a drum circle! How else can they sty connected with Gaia? You’re obviously a hater!
Phoenix is close, and so is Orlando. I’ll guess that whoever made the map actually knows where San Francisco is, and and there was somebody in the vicinity who could help them with LA. Then they put stamps in random places (at least they managed to hit the right states) and got lucky with Phoenix and Orlando.
I noticed they put Dallas somewhere around Waco…
I’m sure that they’d be more comfortable in Austin!
The “Kansas City” marker is actually close to Springfield, MO. No news of an occupation here in Springfield. . .
This has more to do with some of the behind-the-scenes planning (watch for the exclusive extra footage on their new DVD release) than economics. The original plan for these protests was to inspire youth, so they set out a map of the U.S. and gave a 3-year-old a stamp in the shape of a chicken foot to determine their protest locations. The larger counterparts to the stamped locations were finally chosen because the group didn’t think they could find enough elitist, over-literate, under-thinking teens to fill their ranks in the lesser-known suburbs.
Have a nice day.
Do your homework, the bridge has been the same path the protesters have taken for week. This time the nypd stopped them on the bridge and started arresting people, almost 80 peaceful people demonstrating their right as american citizens. This is bigger than you think. The people will not stay this peaceful for long. We are on the verge of civil disobedience and with any luck a reform of the PUBLIC sector. This is what the public wants. History will tell you what makes a revolution happen, and if you think we are far from it. just don’t underestimate the people who need to be heard
Did you happen to notice that their spelling might be a little suspect, as well. Look at Cleveland. Looks like someone was going to put an “A” in there in front of the “V”.
The Cleveland contingent appears to have instead occupied Wapakoneta.
Maybe they’re against Neil Armstrong. Or at least his hometown…
Oh and I should add: Credit to Ringo for digging up the URLs to the various “occupation” Facebook pages linked in the report. We’re a veritable “research committee.” But I still can’t figure out Facebook, so you do all the work, and I’ll get the kudos. Sharing rules!
Balloon-head girl is seriously hot.
I love how Zombie always includes at least one smokin’-hot protest babe in every single report, reliably. Very clever traffic-generating gimmick! All male readers know we can get our daily dose of political cheesecake by very sagely pondering the political implications (sproing!) of Zombie’s latest opus.
Nutsy,
A normal guy would have to have a bad case of DSB before he’d really consider Balloon Grrrl hot.
But you’re right – Zombie at least gives us one chick image to contemplate – except for the Folsom Street Fair report – but then, I couldn’t get through the whole thing.
Yeah, she’s cute but if she believes this drivel, she doesn’t have issues, she has subscriptions.
“Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom’s. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.”
- Nelson Algren
Also, stay away from a woman whose father still calls her “Princess.”
Rules for dating:
1 never date a girl with fewer teeth than you
2 never date a girl with a longer rap sheet than you
3 never date a girl with more tattoos than you
4 never date a girl that can bench press more than you
5 never sleep with crazy
And don’t try fencing with Zorro.
Don’t tug on Superman’s cape.
Don’t spit into the wind.
Don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger.
Don’t mess around with Jim.
What? Somebody had to say it…
Damn, I always forget rule #5.
That’s just crazy
Sure, she LOOKS clean, but lords knows how many of those disease-ridden anarchists she’s “been with.” Look at the guy she’s talking to…hell, just being within three feet of him puts you at risk for STDs.
Anarchist dudes try and act all egalitarian ‘n shit, but they’ve got hormones just like anyone, and she probably gets hit on (subtly) constantly in that milieu. And considering her undoubtedly amoral life philosophy…well, anything is possible.
The “sexual ecosystem” these days just gives me the shivers.
Did anyone else notice that the balloon hat first appeared on the head of a guy in the “egalitarian circle” picture? Balloon-hat-girl is standing two or three people to his left, sans hat.
I have one thought: head lice! /shuddering at the thought…
That balloon hat is a low-rent version of the wild “fascinator” hat worn by Princess Beatrice (if I remember correctly) at the royal wedding.
And you’re right about the head lice. If you aren’t careful about where, and with whom, you sleep, you’ll get a lot more than just head lice.
She got the balloon thing from the old guy protester in the third picture. Given the magnetism of balloons, she probably got every flea on the guy’s head when he gave it to her.
Steve Martin, in an early comedy routine, would twist up balloons into an odd shape, place it upon his head and pronounce it VD.
Nice catch on the misspelling of Cleveland though. They don’t know much about geography, but their proof reading skills are improving.
Hah, I see a flaw in their otherwise cunning plan! They don’t know where Cleveland is, and they also don’t know how to spell it. By the red mark, they seem to be occupying some northwestern suburb of Columbus, actually.
Its also strange that the thing that seems to motivate them most is the fact that some people have more than other folks, in other words envy, the whole while they bitch and moan about others greed. Isnt envy the desire the have what another already possesses, that is greed by another name.
If you want to see one of these peoples heads spin, ask them to define greed, then when they say “wanting more than you need” ask them what that limit is and who gets to set it.
Dunno, I grew up knowing some people with large sums of money. Friend of ours married a rich hedge funder. Ex’s father was CEO of an ibank. Worked with traders who made millions in a year. Some very nice people, some not so much.
It’s not really envy, because these people aren’t immune from their own troubles. Many pay large amounts of alimony, some have screwed over their families to pursue wealth. They have different problems, “the help”, or trying to raise kids that don’t end up spoiled brats.
The inequality bit is important to most of us, but like you said, who should provide limits to how successful you can be. It’s incompatible with the Horatio Alger story we cherish in America.
What has happened though is that the financial community seems to be engaged in blowing bubbles more than helping to create wealth and investing in our country. When you blow bubbles, you create money out of thin air, and then it pops and everything crashes back to where you started.
That was the dot.com bust, and then the housing bubble and each time the winners are the financial community who get nice big fat bonuses and the losers are the pension funds and other institutional investors trying to follow the pea under the shell.
Meanwhile you and me end up footing the bill because if they fail, we’re all screwed and our economy collapses. Anyway, the thing is that if you bothered to stop rambling on about how government is the source of all our problems you might realize that maybe you have a bone to pick with the way the financial community rewards itself while we provide for its comfy welfare net.
I’m like totally offended that so many IMPORTANT CITIES are not on the list!!!
I know my way around the movement, after all, I was once a member of the Food Committee, which had to be disbanded when it grew too large. I hereby announce the EVERY CITY WITH A NFL TEAM MUST BE OCCUPIED COMMITTEE. After all, we must have consistent guidelines. That is so key!!! 2, 4, 6, 8, Smash the State! Uh, I mean Capitalism, but it’s hard to rhyme. Rhyming is so key!!!
I noticed that none of those clowns are planning to show up in South Carolina. That’s too bad! We have a very active Tea Party movement here and the counter protests would be a real hoot.
Not even these dweebs are stupid enough to go anywhere near Detroit (as the map shows). Balloon-head and all the other females would be gang-raped, then everyone would be killed. Total elapsed time: 30 minutes, tops.
Detroit has been occupied since the late 60′s. They just can’t get the right message out about their success.
I don’t understand why nobody seems to get that 95% of these people are just there to be seen.
Especially the ones in the V For Vendetta masks.
The other 5% might be actual hippies (as opposed to just hipsters) and Anarchists.
I want a pair of $99 Vibram shoes. I am going to start a revolution against people who can afford better shoes than me and demand they pay their fair share. Seriously, this dude must be quite well off if he has the luxury to spend all day protesting every day and can still afford those shoes.
I wouldn’t mind having a pair of shoes like that, just for laughs, but the price…?
My niece the Peta-loving vegan has a pair of those shoes and they seriously creep me out when she wears them. They repel me but like some grotesque physical deformity, the eye continues to be drawn to them. (She hates corporations too. And greed. And whatever else the people depicted in these photos object to as well).
I have a pair and they’re very comfy, actually. Damn pricey, but comfy.
When wearing those shoes do you need special socks? Or just forgo the socks?
I have a pair of them which I wear to the gym. I like them a lot. You can wear special socks if you want to, but more practically you can simply wash them periodically in the washing machine.
Those shoes, by the way, are a good example of the diversity of products you can only get under capitalism. Most people no doubt would be skeptical about them, which is fine, and they don’t have to pay for them. Some people think the shoes are good enough idea, and are willing to pay for them. Everyone is happy.
There’s no way that one of those stupid committees could have come up with them.
The event was so disastrous that the opposition may well have sponsored it… Are there any names or well-known personalities behind “day of rage”? Should I add this to my list of conspiracies?
Perhaps the real problem is just unrealistic expectations. You cannot effectively occupy a major city with 11 over-credentialed baristas. Perhaps they should have called it “Days of Minor Annoyance, With Optional Drum Circle If People Want” and avoided getting peoples hopes up too high.
I lol’d!!
Losers, just your plain old every day losers. The leaches of our society, living off their parents or the government, losers. Can’t something step on them?
LOL!!! You have made me laugh long and loud this day. The pictures that slay me are the ones like you have here where the guy’s LiveBlogging the end of Capitalism on his laptop, cellphone near to hand. Or, as you point out, the fellow in the Guy Faulkes mask with the Vibram shoes. It flattens me that these people don’t grok their hypocrisy.
Anyway, love your columns, Zombie. Keep it up!
>>Of the 37 world-changing revolutions that have happened in San Francisco over the last two weeks . . .
The zombie snark stings afresh!
I checked out one of the Daily Kos picture blogs on the New York theater of this revolution, and saw what must have been the Quartermaster — a young lady sitting comfortably, drinking a carton of orange juice, in front of a big stack of pizzas. Hm. I think I could join the revolution for at least an hour or so. There was also a picture of a woman with a very uninviting sign: JOIN THE ARMY OF THE HOMELESS. Gotta work on that messaging.
Zombie I’ve been following your stuff since practically the first page of zombietime.com and it’s been great to see you on PJM. When are you gonna do video segments? You would do awesome woman-on-the-street stuff that would become classic.
You’re in luck — this is as close as we’re going to get:
Racist Cupcakes — the Video
And your long-term readership warms the cockles of my heart!
One word for all of these revelutionaries…LOSERS
There are true threats in our midst, the Islamofacists being primary, but I have to laugh at these folks. It looks to me like they might have taken their left leaning profs just a hair too seriously and are now play acting at revolution, not realizing that their nostrums on egalatarianism and equality have been repeatedly attempted and imposed with disasterous results every single time. Their complete disconnect from history and economics is truely comical, as it demonstrates their incalcuable ignorance.
Here’s a dose of reality folks, more than 75% of Americans don’t cotton to your thinking. Only 20% of us think along the ultra left line that you do.
Good luck with that.
What, no classes at the AofAU? I think I saw most of these “kids” when we took our daughter on a college tour of the Academy of Art U downtown (not goin’ there). There might even be some of the instructors there, too.
They claim to have occupied Dallas, but we know that can’t be true. The only city in Texas where such types could make any progress is Austin, otherwise known as Babylon on the Colorado. And Austin’s only geographically in Texas. Spiritually, it’s next to Berkeley.
Actually Austin is closer to Havana, spiritually and ideologically. That’s one reason I moved out of the city. Don’t forget Kirk Watson was mayor and highly regarded by left wing lemmings in Austin, TX. The best things about Austin are the BBQ and coeds, even the music scene has gone downhill since the passing of Clifford Antone.
I couldn’t fill out very many BINGO card entries from your “occupation days” photos.
Must be another FAIL!
The balloon hat looks like a monument for the IUD.
Please post the date they’ll be in Dallas
Love to go down and bait these dope smoking hemp wearing social misfits
Their LOOSERS by joice and you can’t help but mock the clueless
Their LOOSERS by joice and you can’t help but mock the clueless
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I can’t help but mock you a little too given the errors in that sentence. I think you meant to say: “They’re LOSERS by choice and you can’t help but mock the clueless.“
Good Lord . . . I’m having a flashback. These are the “people” of my youth, and every bit as stupid. I periodically hung out at these types of affairs in the 60′s so I could pick up chicks. Violating the daughter of an affluent banker/doctor/lawyer had a special thrill to it. It was like what Mark Twain said about stolen watermelons tasting best. Also, back then, there was a marvelous little window of time when pennicilin could cure anything. Carpe Diem!
Also, I see that baloon-head girl is wearing what amount to improvised condoms. Clever girl!
Oh, yeah, I blended in just fine, so I aroused no suspicion. Had that raise-fist-in-the-air thing down pat.
Best headline of the day….http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/146783/nypd-clashes-with-occupy-wall-street-should-not-deter-slutwalk/
Zombie, you reports get funnier and funnier!
I wonder how much Tax the Not-Evil, Not-Corporate-Parasites who make the Five – Fingered shoes Paid? And have they been certified Child-Labor, Sweatshop Free?
And what are those shoes made from, Hemp? I hope they don’t use any Universe Destroying, Petrochemical, Crude-Oil based materials!
I Demand Answers!
While the rest of the nation’s protests happily look to be fizzling, New York’s is growing thanks to the elites in the media, the NYPD, city government, and the unions.
Last Saturday, they marched up Broadway without a permit, blocking the city’s main traffic artery and making nuisances of themselves. While trying to contain the madness, one NYPD officer pepper-sprayed some girls. Apparently pepper-spraying one American hippie draws the same condemnation from the world media as does Iran killing 5000 protesters, as the outrage made its way to major left-media sources including The Atlantic and the New York Times.
Since then, the standard set of leftist celebrities (Michael Moore, Susan Sarandon, Cornel West) have put in appearances, drawing more to the group. More importantly, the unions have gotten in the game, with SEIU providing branded ponchos and other support, and NYC’s Transit Workers Union joining in for a march next Wednesday. That union has 38,000 members, so it won’t take that high of a fraction participating to be disruptive.
Despite the group’s taking over a privately owned space, the police won’t let that owner evict them, presumably to avoid a much nastier version of Saturday’s publicity. Financial District residents, severely inconvenienced by these morons, petitioned their Community Board to take action; the Board tabled the petition. Meanwhile, the police continue to inconvenience the law-abiding to protect Financial District landmarks from the nutcases. Most streets East off Broadway remain blocked off, and the Bull statue remains barricaded. Foot traffic in the area is down, hurting local shops.
I fear the chaos likely to happn next Wednesday, when the elite-supported hippies turn into a 10,000-strong mob of union thugs. I expect the NYPD to do nothing, cowed into inaction by bad publicity. These leftists want to spark a revolution or civil war, and because no one is seriously opposing them, or defending forceful NYPD action, they may very well succeed. Don’t get caught off guard if a riot starts on Wednesday.
Civil war? Maybe. Revolution? Fugeddaboutit.
And in that New York civil war, expect a million Bernie Goetzes and another million Travis Bickles facing off against a few hundred thousand cast members from Hair. It ain’t gonna be pretty.
But Mayor Nanny has already throw his lot in with the revolutionaries.
Meanwhile, the NYPD has important work to do. There’s a report that somebody put salt on his fries.
Even a won conflict is a disaster, particularly if concentrated in the Financial District. This needs to be stopped now, and as snork noted, at the moment Bloomberg and the NYPD are cowardly sitting around doing nothing. And which side do you think our SEIU-bought president would be on?
Even without the Bernie Goetzes and Travis Bickles, it wouldn’t be pretty.
As much as I despise leftist ideology, I sympathize with the occupiers in many ways. They are against pretty much the same things that I the Tea Party is against: crony capitalism. Yes, many of these kids are brainwashed and not so smart, but many of their slogans are stupid. Nonetheless, there are similarities. Both are ignored by MSM. Both are concerned about ordinary people. Both are against government-connected fat cats. The biggest difference is ideology: the Left says that private capital controls the government, the Right says the government controls private capital. In reality, it is the same people controlling both. It doesn’t matter if they work at the Treasury, Goldman Sachs, or FRS – it’s the same clique. The main purpose of the Left/Right ideologies is to keep us divided.
No. No Tea Partier wants to “occupy” private property. These punks are just garden variety criminals with tie-dye.
If the occupiers asked the private property owner permission to occupy the private property would that make it OK? This is exactly what the occupiers and protesters did in New York. The private property owners made two request: no sleeping bags and no tents.
Jaycee, Brookfield Properties has been trying to evict the protesters for a week now. The NYPD refuses to do so. The NYPD also refuses to wade into the hippies to hand out citations for breaking the owner’s rules, or even for city laws against drug and tobacco use. Marijuana and LSD are taken openly, and Bloomberg’s new ban on smoking in public parks is unenforced here. Perhaps if the police actively prosecuted drug use here, they could bum the hippies out enough to drive them away.
snork – you are right, many of these people are what you say, but I know some libertarian-leaning or apolitical people who went to Wall St, who sympathize with the protesters, because they are angry at Wall St. And I wouldn’t be dismissive about apolitical people.
Ask yourself this: If a politician deserves to be tarred and feathered, should you respect his private property?
And again no. Those protestors are mindlessly anti-capitalist. Tea Partiers want to be left alone to prosper.
arhooley: “capitalism” is a bugaboo invented by Karl Marx. There is no such thing in real life. It only exists in CBS headlines and brainwashed people’s minds.
I smell some cannabis ronpaulis. Or something.
What is true is that people often confuse capitalism with free enterprise. They’re not at all the same thing, though they ideally go hand-in-hand. CA good example of capitalism without free enterprise is the inside dealing at Solyndra. Nothing free about that, except the taxpayer money handed out to favored parties. On the other end, we have the hot dog cart that somebody bought with his $3000 in savings. No capital formation involved, but free enterprise. Until Mayor Nanny starts harassing him, anyway.
But capitalism definitely exists, and the communists in China practice it quite effectively.
I thought liberals were against occupation?
According to their map, nice navigating by the way, they occupied these cities and confirmed movements but they don’t mention if they scooped their movement into a plastic bag and properly disposed of it.
They left Seattle off their map! The bastards! We had a whole dozen people marching! …Well… maybe eleven, but I’m going to go ahead and round it up to a dozen.
Now, me? I’m occupying Tacoma! …But I’m doing it sneakily! No one knows yet!
I think that was just some people heading to the Bread of Life Mission down on Pioneer Square.
hey i support the rage..HEY HEY…HO HO…CORPORATIONS ARE ..hmmm…LIKE…UHHH..BAD n stuff ..YA KNOW!? screw it! im hittin starbucks which is home base for us anti-capitialist corperate hatin peeps…Hey Zombie wanna frappachino?!
You guys aren’t taking this serious enough! Why, just the other day, I tried to use a Porta-Potty, and it was… OCCUPIED!!!
which reminds me…the repressed proleteriate is out of angelsoft 2 ply…. which is how dredlocks got started… ;0)
#4 Nutsy: the dishwater blond in fleece jacket and camo pants in the group that made Zombie itchy is pretty cute to, but definitely needs a shampoo.
My all time favorite zombie hottie is the black chick( actually glowing cocoa) in his piece about Obama’s Pacific eights fly in.
Norcal has seriously fine ladies and great scenery. I don’t miss it however, but a fly in now and then is nice.
Whitehall: What’s DSB? There was a cute Asian in the Folsom piece…but Asians make the best trannies don’t they?
Larry J: One night stand! Or not even, just go out for smokes and don’t come back. Oh yeah, they won’t lay you if you smoke. Go out for a latte instead.
Duquense: condoms, nonoxyl nine and a good long beer piss after.
23:txdollarbill: I smoke dope and I bet a lot of conservatives do. Well, I smoke in theory: too risky where I live.
28: Brian: Susan Sarandon is still seriously hot. Check out “The Hunger” 1983. She gets it on with Catherine Deneuve
Snork: Bloomberg may look like a nannie, but he’s a kapo. Truly disgusting man.
15. Arhooley: I’m with you. I dream of New York Pizza. YoOu can’t get a real pizza or a decent martini in Asia.
29: Ivan L: there is some convergence on issues, but the left solution would just substitute state capitalism for crony capitalism
Maybe these occupations are like the ZOG: it’s there, honest, but it’s like, um, you know, invisible.
So after the counter revolution, what do we do with all these left deviationists?
“Up Against the Wall” is so 60s, and mass graves are, icky.
Reeducation camps? Who would want to guard them?
I suggest a work release program: Burger Flipping jobs. Term: indefinite.
Program “participants” earn release by gong to JC after work and earning something useful.
I meant “learning something useful” That wouldn’t include earning an AA in women’s studies.
I suggest a work release program: Burger Flipping jobs. Term: indefinite.
Somehow, I’m just not comfortable with that sort handling my food. I say, give them EXACTLY what they’re asking for – a free one-way ticket to some workers’ Paradise like one of the African ‘democratic Republics’ or North Korea. Revocation of US citizenship – no extra charge. Consider it a gift.
This is pathetic. I’m in the DC area; the daily traffic report includes which roads are blocked for protests. We see over a hundred thousand every January for the March for Life, hundreds every time there are IMF protests, dozens when SNAP had their conference here a month or so ago. If my best friend and I took our families for a walk, we’d outnumber these guys. (Okay, I’ll give them this: they outnumber the PETA group that was on the National Mall back in August).
Well if they want to occupy Orlando they can have it, but they have to promise not to leave during the summer.
Brian,
Interesting to hear. Some of my lefty friends on Facebook are posting stuff about “Occupy Wall St.” but I haven’t seen an crowd shots that would give an idea about the size of the crowd.
Joe Moe:
On the first Saturday of the protest, 1000-2000. That quickly declined to about 150-200 camping out in the park. An influx of out-of-towners inflated their numbers to 800-1000 for last Saturday’s march, the one where they blocked off Broadway, had 80 arrested, and the pepper spray heard round the world was fired. The pepper spray, and subsequent celebrity attention (now they get a Radiohead concert at 4 today) increased their encampment numbers to around 300. The big question is what happens this weekend, and then what happens next Wednesday when major unions are set to join in.
Lee Harris utilized the prior generation of activists to describe what a fantasy ideology is and these people have that written all over them. It is all about them… and if history repeats itself as tragedy and then farce, these people are the embodiment of the step beyond farce…
END CITIZEN CLOWNERY! WE SHALL NOT STOP UNTIL CITIZEN CLOWNERY IS ABOLISHED! –posted by English Speakers of the World Unite!
Oops! That’s English Speakers of the World United! Or something like that. Still waiting on the final interpretation from our local politburo.
Oh God,what a pack of dooshery!!!
well, I am relieved to know the “Days of Rage” are indeed ongoing. For the last couple weeks, I thought it was just more regular bums, stoners, drunks, and crazies passed out on the benches outside of Boston’s South Station.
Judging from the map in the first photograph, these poor souls don’t know much about geography — at the very least, they have misplaced Kansas City, putting it where Joplin should be. Has the new government occupied the wrong city?
I thought we wouldn’t have this sort of thing once Obama was in office. They must all be racists.
O.K. You’ve been noticed. Can I go back to my Mahjong game now?
This is just like the Tea Party, only gayer.
Doesn’t loook like much of an occupation. Just a handful of guys milling around Union Square…which happens pretty much every day.
No Nyack New york? The hippies already occupy that town!
Notice on the map poster that Portland, Oregon has slid a few hundred miles south. If these people were sincere they would put things back where they found them when they were done occupying.
So where do they shit?
They save it in cans to later fling at the police.*
(* – Actually happened at the Berkeley “Save the Oaks” tree-sit protest.)
In reality, they shit in the plush bathrooms of the eeevvvilll corporate-owned retail stores and hotels surrounding Union Square. And as they wipe their asses with the eeeeevilllll corporate-produced toilet paper made from clear-cut old-growth trees, they’re thinking, “I hope mom transferred some more money from my trust fund into my debit card account! I need to upgrade from 3G to 4G.”
Might be why they aren’t in Seattle. Ever try to find a place to take a leak downtown?
Did anyone else notice that they don’t know where Kansas City is on the map? That’s not even close – looks like Springfield.
See the earlier comments (in particular the thread for comment #2) where this is discussed extensively. Sample comment from the thread:
Looks more like Frisco is in Walnut Creek instead of Stockton.
LOL. I skimmed the comments, missed #2.
Of course you realize I’m going to have to post that map on Moonbattraker. These brainiacs think they are going to community organize a world-wide revolution, but can’t even place markers on a map correctly. Yeesh.
Surely these are the same ‘anti-war’ protesters that briefly filled American streets a few years back. Now, with the ‘anti-war’ movement very out-of-date, and unemployment rising, they need a new protest.
/kids
oh goodie, I’m still hoping for some gale-farce winds out of this deal.
It gets very cold and snowy in some of the occupied cities. The winter will separate the revolutionaries from the soft Americans.
Great work as usual Zombie, but you said “Apparently, “geography” lessons” have been replaced by “Every Child is Special and Smart” sessions”
And you couldn’t have been more correct.
Hell in Manhattan, NYC, they were marching to Police headquarters and got lost (and no, no I don’t know how they missed the HUGE, Reddish Orange colored ONE POLICE PLAZA either!) but wound up having to sleep on the entrances/exits to the Brooklyn Bridge and when the Police (“POO-L-ICE”!) shooed them away, they went into default mode and decided to protest there! I don’t know why the Brooklyn Bridge – my favorite bridge in my adopted Hometown – I mean what did the bridge ever do to them? And crossing the bridge is FREE!! NO money at all!
How did they manage that with their phones with GPS? These are the science uber alles bunch, no?
Open letter to Zombie Occupiers,
Unfortunately your efforts are counterproductive. We recognize your committment to this great grass roots movement, to your desire to seek a change in this corrupt elitist government, and to curb corporate greed. But really, zombies? Through your efforts you have, in effect, set this movement back. In spite of the mainstream media’s reluctance to promulgate the voice of the American people, the offensive has been, until now, gaining ground. You have brought attention to the Occupation, but at what cost? The media has given your Zombie inititive more coverage in one day than this campaign has received since it began; regrettably, this attention will be used to discredit the entire foundation of the objective and to blur the intended message. You are, kind of, a joke. The goal is to have our collective voice recognized and taken seriously but you are making a mockery of the movement. We understand you are on our side, and as far as the whole ‘corporate zombie’ thing goes, we get it. But do they? Do we want to portray an image of B movie monsters with a bone to pick, or do we want to be taken seriously, as real people with a real message and real ideas? Halloween is only a few weeks away, please do us all a favor and save your makeup and fake blood until then.
I’m sure that others have commented on this but aren’t all these “occupations” just a little on the, er, “white” side? The one is New York is getting increased coverage because it’s an easy news story and lazy reporters can eat up five minutes of nightly news airtime with “reports” on the protestors. I’ve noticed practically no African-Americans or any other “persons of color”in these stories.
Is is possible that the “Occupy Wall Street” movement (and it’s ancillary groups) are really……RAAAACISSSTS? You would have thought that the organizers of these affairs would have been hip-deep in “diversity coordinators” to insure that the right “rainbow of color” was properly represented at these events. But then again your average Black, Latino or Asian individual simply has more sense.
The Violence of Intolerant Polarization
Mohandas Gandhi said, “Intolerance is itself a form of violence and an obstacle to the growth of a true democratic spirit.” He was right on the mark with that observation, although he was only addressing transparent intolerance and physical violence, not the subtle intolerance and invitations to violence favored by the Obama administration.
It’s just too bad Gandhi isn’t around today advising America’s president.
Intolerance and violence have become hallmarks of life in Barack Hussein Obama’s America, our America, fueled by systematic administration policies of polarizing and dividing the nation for political-ideological purposes. What we are witnessing is a far cry from the civility and unity he preaches but in perfect harmony with what he and his Democrat Party have intentionally fostered.
Obama has repeatedly speechified on the need for civil discourse and actions, which, like so much of what he says, is contradicted by what he does. It boils down to all talk, talk, talk. This administration has talked the civil, tolerance talk and walked the walk of the most uncivil and intolerant administration in American history.
At the same time Obama mouths conciliatory words, his union minions–think Teamsters’ President Hoffa–his mainstream media lackeys–think MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow–his congressional cohorts–think Maxine Waters–have have intensified their vile, personal attacks on anyone who dares to disagree with him.
If anyone seriously believes that that gross, intolerant incivilty isn’t tacitly approved by Obama’s DNC, explanations of why such invective goes unchallenged and un-rebuked by the White House are invited. Objections to the contention that failure to censure scurrilous leftist vituperation has contributed to a pervasive violent atmosphere in the United States are invited as well.
Some of the most devious machinations of the Obamians have been their collective winks extended to rioters, insurrectionists, and to those who would reject constitutional mandates, our national law, in the name of expediency and ideology.
The marked increase in street violence and borderline chaos may be controllable by local authorities, assuming they are given permission to enforce laws in P.C. America. However, another, more sinister, force is in play in America, the manipulated polarization of the populace and the undermining of the very foundations of our Republic.
What really constitutes incivility? What really breeds violence? What really leads to polarization and divisiveness? Is it not a failure of political leadership, a refusal to rein in the uncivil and the criminal elements in a society, a tacit, or worse, an overt approval of incivility and criminality?
In a democratic republic, exceeding in gravity even the absence of a lack of moral leadership and condoning of wrongdoing, a blatant disregard for the law of the land, for the legal authority under which any people live, naturally results in the commission of every conceivable evil by malcontents and nihilists who interpret that disregard as a blank check issued by their leaders to do as they please.
In the United States of America, the guiding force and most basic principles which delineate the rights, privileges, and responsibities of Americans are contained in our Constitution, the same 224 year old document which President Barack Hussein Obama, his administration, and his supporters have repeatedly and consistently ignored, abused, and trashed.
Obama knows full well his constituency base will remain, if not rock-solid, reasonably supportive and must hope they will still carry him on to re-election while his opponents are intimidated into submission and defeat. Meanwhile, his henchmen and henchwomen labor on as his surrogates to conceal his leadership-challenged, intolerance-based administration.
We are witnessing the consequences of that disgrace . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=5588.)
On my morning commute to work, I pass the Federal Reserve Bank in Dallas. Today I was running late and passed the Federal Reserve around 9:15. There were public baracades locate around the sidewalk around the building and a number of police in cars and bicycles near by. I thought maybe some dignitary was visiting. As I got to the main intersection in front of the Federal Reserve I realized that this was related to the so-called Occupy Wall Street Protest as I saw one loan protester picketing in front of the Bank.
Heard B of A is relocating its headquarters to Uranus. Oh no. I just put Uranus at risk from a bunch of folks who should be similiarly monikered.
Occupy The Occupation!
This Saturday, as the occupiers rouse themselves(around 2PM) be ready–it’s time to kick it up a notch.
Head into an occupied zone(if you have one) and sit down, in/near the center, and have a cup of tea–preferably in a small plactic china tea cup.
Have a Tea Party inside the occupation!
After you’re done, go home and have a life, it’s looking like it’s gonna be a beautiful fall day.
Occupy SF pasted the silhouette of the Transamerica™® building on their banner art? Okay! Is the Statue of Liberty considered gauche or too jingoistic? Maybe the Coit Tower is far too phallic.. even for San Francisco?