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Pop THIS!

April 30th, 2013 - 9:51 am

This is an abomination and I will have no part of it.

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Admit it, you bought those three bottles for the photo ...
1 year ago
1 year ago Link To Comment
Steve, you're just an intolerant, right-wing bigot. Why do you hate Pop-Tarts? :P
1 year ago
1 year ago Link To Comment

Well, it's no crazier than some of the German schnapps that I've downed.

What disturbs me is the bald fact that somebody somewhere is going to have a "Poptini" on their menu.
1 year ago
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This is the one item in all of bloggerdom that has captured me emotionally, and truly merits and my comment.

I feel your pain.

For true "fairness" there should also be Vodka flavored Pop-Tarts.
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It doesn't matter if there is actually less revenue into the gov't coffers or not. What matters is "fairness."

It ought to be included in Obamacare regulations. I.e., Hospitals/Restaurants should be required to offer both alternatives -- or be fined. No tax deductions for business lunches where this "fairness" is not strictly observed.

Perhaps our Pres should include an outraged declamation of this atrocity in his next speech calling for activism in the name of "fairness." He should appoint a Federal Investigative Committee.


1 year ago
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Back in the "bad old days" (before I quit drinking) Sunday morning breakfast used to be cold pizza and warm beer. Now with the advent of "Pop Tarts" flavored vodka I am happier than EVER that I quit drinking. Just read a few days ago that drinking several cups of coffee every day will protect your liver from the harmful effects of liquor! (Ain't science GREAT!) Quick, gotta find another vice before health breaks out and I live to be 105!
1 year ago
1 year ago Link To Comment
That's stuperb. I shall try it immediately.
1 year ago
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It's FOR the children.

Now they can have Pop-Tart flavored vodka with, well, their Pop-Tarts!

It's a gateway thing....
1 year ago
1 year ago Link To Comment
You're not the target audience because you are:
1. male
2. over 30
1 year ago
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Abomination? I think that they're doing God's work here. Now I too can enjoy the delicious taste of Pop-Tarts with my children while simultaneously violating federal Fitness for Duty rules.
1 year ago
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but but but it's breakfast!
1 year ago
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