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November 13th, 2012 - 9:09 am
So I come back from a five-day mountain retreat — no Drudge, no Instapundit, not RealClearNothin’ — to learn that David Petraeus can’t keep it zipped and that John Kerry, the man who once threw “his” medals away in protest, might be out new Secretary of Defense.
Right now I’m good to need one good reason not to throw my suitcase back into the truck and head right back up the mountain.
Better yet, make it three good reasons. No, twelve. Do I hear 17?
17 Reasons
1. I need my Hair of the Dog
2. I need my Week in Blogs
3. Trifecta just isn’t the same with out Vodkapundit
4. You will receive the Eyebrow of total Disdain
5. To Be Announced
6. I’m holding Bill Whittle hostage tell you return.
7. Obama was reelected its time to double down.
8. I’ll get back with you on this one.
9. some one has to teach this generation about good jazz
10. Because we all know you were playing S.W. angry Birds not on vacation.
11. Your good enough, your smart enough and doggone it people like you.
12. Because I just quoted a total putz to get you to stay
13. Because “The reflex is an only child he’s waiting in the park”
14. Their are very few good bars in the mountains.
15. This one is under construction
16. did I mention Hair of the Dog
17. We love you
Well done!
You live in Colorado. Galt’s Gulch should be somewhere nearby.
1) John Boehner is going to ‘negotiate’ with Obama and Reid regarding the fiscal cliff.
2) The layoff bomb is still being suppressed by the msm.
3) The Voice is still on TV.
Now run and hide. Run and hide.
Why?
Because we’re bigger than that.
Look at the epic levels of butthurt, wailing and gnashing of teeth that happened on the left when Bush Jr. got reelected: threats (some of them acted upon) to leave the country declarations of the “end of America”, anxiety and hopelessness… they truly thought the liberal dream was over.
…and look where they stand today.
Imgine how much more succesful they would have been had they not succumbed to that kind of despair to begin with.
Because, um, ah, er. . .
Shoot, I can’t give you one good reason.
The men at Valley Forge had no reason to stay either. But they did.
Welcome back, Steve! You picked a hell of a time to stop drinking!
Er-
Seriously, I’m looking forward to your insights on “All In”. They should be epic.
Did you see the Denver ABC affiliate’s Photoshop of the book cover? Fantastic!
Because you don’t know how to distill fine whisky and you’d run out eventually. Might as well stay here.
Do you have a reliable source of water up on the mountain?
One that The Man can’t cut off?
Maybe you can go and find a better crystal ball. Your November 5th one was a little bit cloudy. (but we love you anyway.)
Keep the faith, VP.
How could you have been so wrong in your predictions about the election?
What if you weren’t wrong?
Food for thought…
How about keeping up the fight on account of them young’ns you got?
Reporting for duty
You didn’t build that, uh, mountain road.
And, you know, let me be clear, as I’ve said, make no mistake,
That was just the stupid behavior of a couple of knuckleheads