Dude, Where’s My Car?
September 3rd, 2012 - 1:20 pm
Straight outta Detroit:
A U-Haul being used by the secret service for Vice President Joe Biden’s visit to the Labor Day Rally in Detroit on Monday was stolen out of a hotel parking lot Sunday morning.
The U-Haul was stolen form the Holiday Inn parking lot in downtown Detroit on
Washington Boulevard.The hotel has declined to comment.
I have to side with the hotel on this one — I got nothin’.
(H/T, Jim Hoft, who didn’t have anything, either.)
When they cut the lock off, they found it was stuffed with bullsh*t.
Only a couple of years ago the same thing happened to Obama in Richmond, Va..
Jim,
The Virginia incident happened last October, actually. The truck in question that time was carrying, among other things, one of Obama’s teleprompters
Secret Service?
So the U-Haul was filled with booze and hookers?
That could be very, very grim.
Think of the stuff the Secrete Services uses…and some of the technology we don’t want in the wrong hands.
Not cool…
Maybe it’s the latest Operation Fast & Furious transfer.
What, like Joe Biden’s teleprompter?
Meh.
Didn’t Sharpton or Jackson lose a car (Escalade, if I remember correctly) in Detroit a couple of years ago? Couldn’t find a cite on google, but apparently a pastor from Texas had his tires stolen while preaching at a revival in the Motor City. The pastor called it “very sad.” I (Like Stephen and Hoft) got nuttin’.
Were they unaware that they were in Detroit? That’s the only way as mistake like that could happen.
Ah, Biden himself probably put it in the same closet he puts the reporters and forgot about it.
So the guys trusted with the job of protecting the leader of the free world aren’t much better than mall cops. Not a good sign.
This is Slow Joe Biden w’ere talking about. The U-Haul was very likely not stolen. He’s just forgotten where he parked it.