I plan on drunkblogging all of tonight’s RNC festivities. Tune in at… oh, whenever it is. I’ll start the drinking just as soon as I get Number One Son home from school.
I can’t wait
– sing, “How dry I am…”! What are this evening’s ingredients? Perhaps something to honor surprise guest speaker Clint? The Good, The Bad and The Bourbon.
::happydance:: THAT’s what all these speeches needed… a little commentary from the VodkaPundit himself!
Thanks, folks — I’m feeling the love here. This time tomorrow, I’ll be feeling the pain.
Would you consider a dueling drunkblog wherein you also comment on the commenters at MSNBC? Or is that asking too much of your mind and body to absorb so much vile progism and the requisite increase in alcohol consumption???
I read that and my liver shuddered.
MSNBC requires heroin. At fatal doses.
I think I’ll join you in drinking early and often, but I’ll get the convention second hand. Probably.
3 parts Belvedere, 1 part Tanqueray 10, 3 bleu cheese stuffed olives. Shaken, not stirred.
And a 50″ HD TV.
Sounds like a plan.
Oh. And dirty.
Can’t forget that little detail.
Goodness on MSNBC Chris Mathews looks like he has beed drinking all day.
“Program Note: I plan on drunkblogging all of tonight’s RNC festivities. Tune in at… oh, whenever it is. I’ll start the drinking just as soon as I get Number One Son home from school.”
Only comment: “Stephen Green: I read that and my liver shuddered.”
Amazing drunk blogging.
Hell, I could blog better than that stone cold sober.
The drunkblog was, as always, on the main page, and lasted nearly three-and-a-half hours.
Poke around a little bit. You never know what you’ll find.
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