I watch the Sunday shows with a pitcher of Bloody Marys and a foam brick I can throw at the television. Then I report the results back to you, as a little Hair of the Dog.

This week, we’ve got Bob Schieffer donning his cape to play Captain Obvious, David Axelrod obviously sweating over gas prices, and George Stephanopoulos taking an obviously-needed vacation.

BONUS: The secret arrest video George Clooney doesn’t want you to see.