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March 19th, 2012 - 4:44 pm
I watch the Sunday shows with a pitcher of Bloody Marys and a foam brick I can throw at the television. Then I report the results back to you, as a little Hair of the Dog.
This week, we’ve got Bob Schieffer donning his cape to play Captain Obvious, David Axelrod obviously sweating over gas prices, and George Stephanopoulos taking an obviously-needed vacation.
BONUS: The secret arrest video George Clooney doesn’t want you to see.
Stephen…..Stephen,
Quit putting yourself and your staff through this torture.
It’s not worth it.
Enjoy Sunday mornings. Have a Bloody Mary and pancakes.
Currently,
Stephen said he had a pitcher of Bloody Marys and a foam brick.
What’s your point?
I forgot to say that he should also have bacon with the pancakes.
Sorry, I can’t be as eloquent and entertaining as Stephen.
He does great work.
But, I still couldn’t give a rat’s ass about what ‘they’ say on the Sunday Morning Shows.
I should probably get more involved.
All I can say is that if you don’t watch the ‘SMS’ (Sunday Morning Shows) then you don’t care about America and are not being informed of the brilliance that is exhibited week after week after week after week.
Go pound dirt you moron!
Dear Currently,
You have challenged my manhood and I hereby must call you out to a duel next Sunday morning (unless Romney’s on).
Thanks Stephen, for doing what some of us just don’t have the stomach for: watching these morons tell us what color the sky is in their world.
Is it just me or is it strange that we’ve never seen Bagdad Bob and Chi-town Dave together?