Trifecta: Stephen Kruiser takes the helm because — and we’re not making this up — the UN has appointed an official contact person for alien lifeforms.
Plus, gratuitous Jar-Jar Binks impersonation!
On July 8, 1947 an incident took place in Roswell, New Mexico in which aliens attempted to make contact with the human race. There was a crash and it was covered up.
The U.N.today announced the following proclamations and resolutions.
“Israel is to be condemned for this heinous act and they have to give back land which rightfully belonged to aliens who lived on it before America gave it to the Zionists”.
The Newly Formed Alien Liberation Authority is chairing the committee on Israel’s violations of rights throughout the galaxy and Helen Thomas has been awarded its highest honor, having asked every Israeli to find a different galaxy to live on, since they don’t belong where they are.
In other news, Ahmadinejad has come forward as not being a member of the human race, and admitted that the cockroach scene in Men in Black hit a little too close to home for him.
“In other news, Ahmadinejad has come forward as not being a member of the human race, and admitted that the cockroach scene in Men in Black hit a little too close to home for him.”
Won the thread with the first post, congrats!.
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