Stories from Real Life in Two Short Sentences
January 23rd, 2010 - 7:18 pm
Headline: “Golden couple Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie sign contract to split £205m fortune.”
My bride: “Who gets custody of the football team?”
Headline: “Golden couple Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie sign contract to split £205m fortune.”
My bride: “Who gets custody of the football team?”
Do I smell a Brennifer sequel?
I personally volunteer to do everything in my power to help mend Angelina’s broken heart,