Next Week: Arnold Issues Everyone in CA a Decoder Ring
There didn’t seem to be any left, but here’s one last reason to have some small amount of like left for The Governator:
Did Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s office use a coded veto message to send the f-bomb to Tom Ammiano, soon after the San Francisco assemblyman made news by telling the governor to “kiss my gay ass”?
Schwarzenegger’s people say no. But the X-rated evidence is hard to miss in a message that Schwarzenegger sent to explain why he was vetoing an Ammiano bill dealing with financing for the Port of San Francisco.
A straight reading of the guv’s letter laments “the fact that major issues are overlooked while many unnecessary bills come to me for consideration,” and concludes, “I believe it is unnecessary to sign this measure at this time.”
But a vertical read of the far-left-hand letters in each of the missive’s eight lines offers a more blunt explanation: “I f- you.”
Juvenile? Sure. But wouldn’t you rather have elected officials playing harmless pranks on one another, than doing to us what they usually do to us?
I thought so.
Well, I am just shocked (SHOCKED!!) that profantiy could be used in the hallowed halls of power… [/sarc]
First he calls liberals “girly men,” now THIS?
Arnold would be The Man is he were actually a conservative. Missed opportunities. Ah well. We’ll always have T2.
What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you…
…or failing that, send them a memo where it looks like you’re just saying “no”, but if you line up the first letter of every sentence or the first word on each line or something, it says something really mean.
Tenderloin Tommy in his own words:
http://www.missiondispatch.com/news/view_alt_category.html?category_id=451
Love ya Steve, but gotta make one tiny correction.
the F-bomb used to be R rated, now it’s only PG-13. It’s never been X-rated that I know of.
The X rating is for those producers of entertainment who don’t bother to put their works out for ratings review, but simply self declare it off limits to anybody under 18, period. I don’t think the MPAA even ever rates movies X, just NC-17 at it’s most explicit.
Of course the rating criteria are completely subjective and whimsical. Matt Stone said that “South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut” was submitted multiple times, each getting an NC-17, until finally getting an R. The kicker being that each time the objected to scenes were made worse. Finally it got it’s R and the rest is award winning history. Even got an oscar nomination.
How does this relate back to the F-bomb? One of the awards the show won was the MTV Movie Award for “Best Musical Performance”
The song?
Uncle F@#*er. With at least 22 F hits. and an R rating.