As we continue taking longing looks at the women I grew up lusting after.
From the last ’70s to the mid-’80s, Bo pretty much owned the cover (and the inside) of Playboy. And for good reason. I mean, if you could get Bo to take off her clothes, you would. Girls, included. Bo was Angelina v1.0.
Get a better look after the break.
Honestly, her face might have been mathematically too perfect.














The one and only reason to ever watch the drek that was Tarzan The Ape Man.
I didn’t think the “cornrows” were her finest moment, but she more than made up for that in other areas.
Recent footage, still looking (and doing) good:
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/09/face-of-the-day-17.html
“Drek” is too kind. And we paid MONEY to see it in the theater.
(But the alligator wrestling scene is still one of the greatest phony action sequences eh-vah.)
It does make you wonder what the career trajectory would have been had she not been the child bride of a very dirty old man.
And she’s Republican.
Stephen, her face is still that perfect. That Playboy cover is one of their best, and it only shows her from the neck up.
Um, er, ah, bumblingtonbergerahgoobuttle buttle.
slinks away, totally unable to utter a coherent thought.
Beauty, eye of beholder, and all that, but please, do not demean the perfection of Ursula with a comparison to Huckleberry Finn in drag. Angelina v1.0… Surely your vodka-goggles are deceiving you.
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Thank you. Posting the results of your diligent research to pj media is much appreciated. I think I’ll subscribe now.
I’d forgotten how wonderful her smile is. When you’re 13, boobs tend to dominate your psyche. But my now nearly 40 year old mind can appreciate how truly beautiful that woman is.
Not to give short shrift to Bo, but ‘twould be a slight to overlook the lovely Mrs John Derek mark 1 — Linda Evans.