Foot Meets Mouth Meets Nukes
July 28th, 2009 - 5:36 am
I’m no professional pundit, although strangely enough I do seem to get paid for just that. Rather, my business is snark. And I like to think I’m pretty good at it. But I do understand, or at least try to understand, that there’s a time and a place for everything.
I try not to make jokes about using hammers on kittens where my son might hear me.
I never purposely point out to my wife when I’ve posted something featuring Elle MacPherson letting it half hang out.
And I certainly wouldn’t, while staying in Russia, refer to that nuclear-armed former adversary as “a weakened nation.”
Just, you know, because sometimes I try to be smart like that, Mr. Vice Effing President.
Wow, I missed that one. And Letterman is still making Cheney shotgun jokes….
Letterman makes me sad. I really loved that while guy growing up.
Letterman makes me sad. I really loved that while guy growing up.
Yeah, but once he hit drinking age, he pretty much lost Teh Funny. /snark
Biden. Egads! I fully support what he says and hope he and Obama are on the same page on this, but cripes, keep it in the cabinet, eh?
Wow. That one is nearly as dumb as the time he told a guy “Stand up, and let everyone see you!”
To a guy in a wheelchair…
At least he didn’t say you could see Russia from an island in Alaska! Because then he’d be stupid!
…Um, bgates, are you cracking on Biden or Palin with that one? It’s hard to tell…