Michael Bay: Auteur.
That is, if “auteur” is French for “tiny little penis.”
i think french for “little tiny penis” is “obama”.
Went to see it last night with my wife and eldest son. Thoroughly enjoyed it. I don’t really know what critics are expecting. Lots of big robots; lots of big guns; fabulous breasts, barely restrained; hella nice ass; drippingly sensual fembot. I mean, really.
Seems like a perfectly fine way to spend an evening with the wife and son to me. But, I’m not expecting art. Just entertainment.
Great flick for the big screen.
What the hell, those comments after that review are so irreverent, punny, ruthless, cynical, skeptical, and unforgiving!
My faith in America is restored.
Read this review, now! Trust me.
RG: awesome review! I liked this part near the end:
It will destabilize your limbic system, probably forever….
A-hah! This is Michael Bay’s secret plot to turn us all into Republicans!
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