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1. 1. rbj

   Got this joke in my email recently:

   Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign:

   “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman
   in the world.”

   “I am entering!” said Snow White.

   After half an hour she comes out and they ask
   her, “Well, how’d ya do?”

   “First Place!,” said Snow White.

   They continue walking and they see a sign:

   “Contest for the strongest man in the world.”

   “I’m entering,” says Superman.

   After half an hour, he returns and they ask
   him, “How did you make out?”

   “First Place,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”

   They continue walking when they see a sign:

   “Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?” Pinocchio enters.

   After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

   “What happened?” they asked.

   “Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?” asked Pinocchio.

   June 16, 2009 - 10:04 am   Link to this Comment | Reply

   

   
2. 2. Khaki Elephant

   It seems the only way to stop some folk from lying is a good old fashion waterboarding . . . and I’m talking about the quack who injects Pelosi’s botox: he must be stopped!

   June 16, 2009 - 10:55 am   Link to this Comment | Reply

   

   

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