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“But enough about me, Mrs. Elizabeth. Tell me what you think of me.”

Seriously — you know who President Obama is?

There was that girl in whose pants you’d always had an interest, but you’d drifted into the dreaded Friend Category while she dated narcissistic assholes. And then – surprise! – the relationship would go sour and she’d come over to your place and complain at you for hours about the guy, and you’d sit there and listen because you really were her friend and just maybe you’d get in her pants this time.

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And then she’d pass out in your bathroom and date another guy just like him the very next weekend.

So Obama is the narcissist and we’re the nice guy and I haven’t figured out who the girlfriend is but who says every analogy has to be perfect?

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  1. 1. Alsadius

    The American public, one would think.

  2. Our Country

  3. 3. Jim M

    This is the only country in the world with a ventriloquist’s dummy for a President. One day he’s Charlie McCarthy; another he’s Mortimer Snerd. We still don’t know who’s standing in for Edgar Bergen on the teleprompter.

  4. 4. rbj

    No, He’s just giveing her a head start on the rest of us in memorizing His Immortal Words.

    Jim M,
    my bet’s on George Soros = Edgar Bergen

  5. 5. elvis

    All I know is just hearing the sound of his voice makes me nauseous.

  6. 6. elvis

    I think he knows and likes that idea that he makes us nauseous. Thus the ipod. Do you think he’ll make it mandatory for all school children to have ipods with his speeches?

  7. 7. jaymaster

    Girlfriend=MSM

  8. 8. RB

    I had some fun with this guys, and put up a website: http://www.SorryQueenElizabeth.com – my favorite part was coming up qith the FAQ page. Would enjoy you guys comments and feedback!

  9. And yet The Onion can’t find a single thing to make fun of Obama about … miraculous.

    Political humor is on life support.

  10. 10. zombyboy

    Actually, I’m pretty sure I’m the girlfriend because I’ve been getting fucked since he took office.

    And the bastard didn’t even buy me dinner first.

  11. 11. rbj

    Come now, zombyboy, the Democratic National Convention wasn’t enough for you? It had Greek columns and all.

  12. 12. zombyboy

    Greek columns? Just another oppressive symbol of the patriarchy and how the Obama administration was going to screw us right out of our paychecks.

    And, anyway, the production values were kind of cheesy.

  13. 13. Doug Dever

    Steve – Good to know that we ALL had a friend like that back in college.

  14. 14. Dave

    Am I missing something? The ipod was personalized with video of the Queen’s trip to the USA and some of her favorite Broadway show tunes (apparently she requested the gift). I have found no credible source that says the ipod had any Obama speeches. And this makes him a narcissist, how?

  15. ABC News’ Jake Tapper isn’t credible?

    All you had to do was follow the link.

  16. 16. Dave

    Thanks for the correction, I didn’t see that the word “you” was linked. I just can’t get too worked up about this, sorry

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