You’ve Got to Be Kidding
February 23rd, 2009 - 8:04 am
Here’s the headline:
Obama to Stress Fiscal Responsibility
Here’s the only possible response:
VodkaPundit Urges Sobriety, Restraint
Add your own in the comments if you like.
Liberty Girl urges decorum and the use of language appropriate to demure, refined young ladies.
Madonna urges chastity and respect for tradition.
Illinois elects honest politician.
San Franciscans urge return to celibacy, smaller government, traditional values.
Silicon Valley Jim says something nice about San Francisco.
Ennuipundit to Endorse Excitement
Do I get bonus points for starting three of four words with E’s? Is that the Vowel Version of Alliteration?
TheBigHenry stresses lower back rotflmao …
Eden urges restraints, sobriety optional.
Biden to stress modesty and silent reflection.
Charlie (Colorado) urges regular attendance of Sunday School.
Bill Clinton urges abstinence and fidelity.
And yes, Jo, alliteration works with vowels, too.
Thanks for the ruling, Casey.
Michael Moore urges healthy eating habits.
Barney Frank encourages heterosexuality.
McGehee encourages group hugs and lots of hanging out in crowds.
Instapundit urges bloggers to write fewer, more lengthy posts.
Radical Imams stress need for peace and tolerance, with hope for a secular, pluralistic society.
Sean Penn urges respect for paparazzi.
Ways and Means Committee Chairman Rangel and Treasury Secretary Geithner remind taxpayers, “The smart ones file early!”
Nation Awakes, Rues Electing Idiot
Whoever has a viable plan to balance the budget gets to stress fiscal responsibility. Until then, and until someone actually does it, how about all politicians shut the hell up and stop moralizing about “responsibility” and start working on budgets that actually get us there. I haven’t seen one yet, no matter how many proposals there are to “cut pork” and “manage entitlements”. Pointing to the problems isn’t a solution.
Luckily(?!), a global financial meltdown may be our only hope. And here it may be, so that living on credit plan that both parties have relied on for the last forty years is about to come crashing down and we just might have to do that combination of spending cuts and tax increases that may or may not alleviate our “fiscal irresponsibility”. But I don’t have my hopes up.
Glenn Greenwald comments briefly
Michelle obama discourages mouth breathing
Sales of Air-Sickness Bags Skyrockets