She Does Have a License for That

You’ve got to be kidding:

LAKEWOOD, Colo. — The city of Lakewood has passed a new law regulating escort services as a way of cracking down on prostitutes who place ads or make deals on the Internet.
“The market is transitioning from the streets to the internet,” said Lakewood Police Chief Kevin Paletta.

With just a few clicks of the mouse, you can find it all on the internet. Exotic dancers, VIP packages and the list goes on. All of them showing addresses close to W. Colfax.

“They hide behind the ‘escort’ title as a way to try and legitimize an illegal activity,” said Paletta.

That’s right: They’ve finally found a way to tax… thingy