Bill Clinton goes in for monogamy

Bill Clinton made a plea yesterday for a new emphasis on monogamy as a key element in the battle against Aids.

The former US president, not noted for his ability to keep his own marriage vows, said it was very important to change people’s attitudes to sex.

Hang on, hang on. That must be a misprint. Let me go double-check that, BRB…

Yep. That’s what it says alright.

Bill Clinton made a plea yesterday for a new emphasis on monogamy as a key element in the battle against Aids.

The former US president, not noted for his ability to keep his own marriage vows, said it was very important to change people’s attitudes to sex.

I’m feeling disoriented, dizzy; everything is going blurry, and the room is spinning.

Maybe after a time I will recover and feel better – happy, even – that he has renounced his open zipper policy. And maybe, after I have recovered, I will even change my opinion about his long-suffering wife and her amazing powers of persuasion. And maybe some of the delegates at the upcoming Democratic Party convention – just a few of them – will change their minds about his wife, too. Hmm..