I’m not much of a conspiracy theorist. My own personal theory regarding the Kennedy Assassination Conspiracy is that there was a guy in a book depository window with an old bolt-action rifle. And his name was Oswald. And he acted alone.
Not much of a conspiracy, I grant you.
So now it comes to my attention that Obama’s birth certificate might have been forged. No, really.
Why? Dunno — I’m not much for conspiracies, and it’s hard to see one here. Maybe he was born on the wrong cusp or something. Mars rising, when his folks wanted Venus. (Does Mars rise?)
Anyway, it all looks very convincing, but I’m not sure what, if anything, it all means.
UPDATE: In the comments, Joe nails it with, “Well, they don’t give out birth certicates when you are born in a manger.”